What did our lord and savior do when He noticed the temple floor was dirty?

Jesus swept.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/42alj
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Savior conversation of My Dad

My mom is looking in the mirror and says β€œMy face is wrinkly; my arms are flabby; I look so fat.” She turns to My dad and says β€œI need a compliment”. He says β€œYour eyesight is perfect” !!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/himani_agr93
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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What is the savior of mice?

It's cheesus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wENTtobuyweed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2014
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What is the difference between Jesus Christ and his picture?

His picture only requires one nail to hang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manos2532005
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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What did the church mouse say to the other mice?

Have you accepted cheeses as your Lord and Savior?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelkane911
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Ever wonder how a Jehovah's witness spreads their word during Covid?

Now that you're here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neo-1000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I met an Asian guy at a party and asked him, β€œAre you Chris Chen?”

He said: No, my name is Daniel. Do all Asian guys look the same to you?

Me: No. I meant, do you accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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Church School

Sally was at Sunday school, when she fell asleep. The teacher realizes this and says, β€œSally who is the creator of life?” Her friend, Colin, who sat behind her. Poked her with a needle to wake her up. She wakes with a jump and yells, β€œGOD ALMIGHTY” The teacher responds, β€œVery good Sally.” Soon later, Sally falls back asleep. The teacher, again notices and says to her, β€œSally who is our savior?” Colin again, pokes her with a needle. Sally jumps up and yells, β€œJESUS CHRIST!” The teacher responds, β€œVery good.” For a third time Sally falls asleep. The teacher, having enough of it, asked, β€œSally, what did Eve say to Adam after they had their 17th child?.” Colin again, pokes Sally with a needle to wake her up. She jumps up and yells, β€œI SWEAR TO GOD, if you shove that thing in me one more time, I’m going to rip it from you, and shove up your throat!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NashYaBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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My uncle's not a dad, but he could barely contain himself from this one...

My uncle posted a status that his wife finally got granted citizenship:

Uncle: Today, Mrs. [wife] is an American citizen! She is now legally allowed to waste food, hate foreigners and accept Jesus as lord and savior

Dad: And bear arms... can't forget that part.

Uncle: She doesn't have bear arms... she shaves.

(No offense intended)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/platypossamous
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2014
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