Hello pun masters, need some help making a Christmas pun for this one
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︎ Dec 09 2018
Thought I heard someone say โHelloโ in Arabic
But it was a false Salaam.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
My 3.5 year olds favourite joke: how do the oceans say hello to each other?
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Magician: Hello, I can make everything disappear
Tom: Make my tea disappear
Magician: Okay I will
Om: Youโre not a good magician, my teaโs still here.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Hello
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︎ Oct 16 2020
How do you say hello to a gluten-free German?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
I'm at this party when all of a sudden this guy comes in and says "Hello I'm a builder."
I thought 'He knows how to make an entrance'.
But it turns out it was just a facade.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Hello, my name is Richard, and I have a bad knee..
You can call me Limp Dick
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︎ Oct 15 2020
How do tiny Japanese dogs say hello?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Hello there
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︎ Jul 06 2020
How does a Japanese baby say hello?
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︎ Aug 11 2020
How does a French skeleton say hello?
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︎ Jul 03 2020
The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.
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︎ Sep 30 2019
Hello
I need a dad joke for school about social distancing. Does anyone have one?
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︎ Aug 29 2020
I remember, when i was a teacher, a student came up and said 'hello teacher, tell me what's my lesson?'
I just looked right through him. Mad world innit.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Hello this is my cAR
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︎ May 09 2020
Dad: Hello son, where's your grandpa?
Son: I haven't senior dad today...
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︎ Aug 06 2020
I saw my ex girlfriend standing on the opposite side of the museum hall, and I was too self conscious to say hello.
There was so much history between us.
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︎ Jul 23 2020
My girlfriend has decided to repurpose our novelty cookie jar. Say hello to our Tea-Rex.
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︎ Apr 08 2019
Hello, 911.
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︎ May 20 2019
Hello !
! was flattered that I greeted him.
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︎ Jul 05 2020
How does bread say hello?
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︎ Feb 16 2020
Hello dark nes my old friend
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︎ Nov 04 2017
Hello everyone, 27(F) here
Can I swap you for the aisle seat?
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︎ Apr 06 2020
Hello everyone 24 (F) here.
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︎ May 29 2020
Hello from the otter sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide
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︎ Jun 24 2019
Hello Nurse, I have an appointment with doctor ...
Nurse - Which Doctor?
Me - No, just a regular medical one...
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︎ Apr 12 2020
"Hello is this the Doctor's Office? I'd like to book an appointment"
"Of course. What about Ten tomorrow?"
"No I don't need that many"
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︎ Apr 28 2020
"hello, thank you for calling Hannibal's..."
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︎ Mar 14 2020
Hello, Sally
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︎ Sep 17 2019
Hello drowning
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︎ Jan 04 2020
Hello Titty
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Hello little parcel babies
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︎ Nov 12 2019
What colour screams hello?
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︎ Feb 27 2020
A yearly tradition, my family gets together and everyone rides in a wagon thru the city, saying "hello" to all people on the street...
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︎ Dec 24 2019
I started up my HP computer and it said โhello.โ
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︎ Dec 07 2019
How does a Chinese cowboy say hello....
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︎ Jun 14 2019
How do German Bakers say hello?
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︎ Jul 29 2020
How does a fat German say "Hello"?
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︎ Apr 24 2020
The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello
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︎ Sep 30 2019
How does the french skeleton say hello?
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︎ Oct 21 2019
I was at the museum and I saw my ex girlfriend across the hall, but was too self conscious to say hello.
There was too much history between us.
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︎ Jan 10 2020
How does a French skeleton say hello?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
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