God: *creates a worm* hello little buddy!
Worm: Thanks for the "worm" welcome haha...
God: * creates birds *.
Thought I heard someone say “Hello” in Arabic
But it was a false Salaam.
I was walking down the street and I heard someone saying hello in Arabic.
Turns out it was a false salaam.
How does the sea say hello?
"Hello, My name is Dave and I'm addicted to baby powder "
My 3.5 year olds favourite joke: how do the oceans say hello to each other?
Magician: Hello, I can make everything disappear
Tom: Make my tea disappear
Magician: Okay I will
Om: You‘re not a good magician, my tea‘s still here.
How do you say hello to a gluten-free German?
Hello, my name is Richard, and I have a bad knee..
You can call me Limp Dick
How do tiny Japanese dogs say hello?
I'm at this party when all of a sudden this guy comes in and says "Hello I'm a builder."
I thought 'He knows how to make an entrance'.
But it turns out it was just a facade.
The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.
How does a French skeleton say hello?
How does a Japanese baby say hello?
My girlfriend has decided to repurpose our novelty cookie jar. Say hello to our Tea-Rex.
Hello
I need a dad joke for school about social distancing. Does anyone have one?
Hello dark nes my old friend
I remember, when i was a teacher, a student came up and said 'hello teacher, tell me what's my lesson?'
I just looked right through him. Mad world innit.
Hello from the otter sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide
How does bread say hello?
Dad: Hello son, where's your grandpa?
Son: I haven't senior dad today...
I saw my ex girlfriend standing on the opposite side of the museum hall, and I was too self conscious to say hello.
There was so much history between us.
Hello everyone, 27(F) here
Can I swap you for the aisle seat?
Hello !
! was flattered that I greeted him.
Hello everyone 24 (F) here.
Hello Nurse, I have an appointment with doctor ...
Nurse - Which Doctor?
Me - No, just a regular medical one...
"hello, thank you for calling Hannibal's..."
"Hello is this the Doctor's Office? I'd like to book an appointment"
"Of course. What about Ten tomorrow?"
"No I don't need that many"
Hello little parcel babies
A yearly tradition, my family gets together and everyone rides in a wagon thru the city, saying "hello" to all people on the street...
What colour screams hello?
How do German Bakers say hello?
How does a fat German say "Hello"?
The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello
How does the french skeleton say hello?
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