Yesterday a clown held the door for me.
I went to a warehouse that held replacement keyboard keys. Huge bins overflowing with letters, numbers, function keys, boxes blocking the aisles full of arrows, and Windows and Apple keys. Space bars everywhere!
They were out of Control.
Luckily I found an Escape.
I got Home eventually.
Yesterday when I walked into a store, a clown held the door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester
What do you call a detective dog's party held in the United Arab Emirates?
A press conference was held with the lead of the school's administration about bullying
He said it has to be stopped, it's a matter of principal
I have a friend that steals hand-held kitchen tools in broad daylight.
Hes quite the whisk taker
When REM met The Queen, she held up a stamped envelope and then said...
"That's me in the corner."
Just lit my grill and I held a flaming stick in front of my sons face...
Son: STOP! It’s never funny to joke around with fire!
Me: (looks at the fire) Why did the chicken cross the road?
The wife and I were crying laughing while the son went inside and locked us out of the house. 😂😂😂
Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
Did you hear about the party held for devices used to weigh tractor trailers' loads?
It was a large scale celebration.
What do you call a fried potato who is being held hostage?
I held the nuts in a poker game once,
It meant a great deal to me.
Once upon a time in numberland, a three-person race was held
In it took part the Minus sign, and the numbers zero and -2. All three ended the race at precisely the same time.
-2, Minus Won; 0 Won Too.
(Reddit, I am counting on you to make this stupid joke popular!)
This morning my 1 year old who can't walk very well held my hand and stepped down from a curb.
So young and already making great strides in life.
I once held a world record
For the World’s Youngest Human Being.
Mr. Bigger held his newborn son.
Who was taller?
The baby was a little Bigger.
Mr. Bigger went to the hydroelectric plant.
Now he's Bigger by a dam site.
What do you call a bowl of soup held upside down?
The World Health Organization has determined that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. All dogs being held in quarantine will be released.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
Why was the chicken held in contempt of court?
News: 1 man dead after being held hostage at gun point today
"You think these people would learn to stop hanging out at gun point already"
A man held up a pizza joint at knifepoint
No one knows who’ll get the slice
Why are funerals always held on weekends?
Because they're sadder days
My scrabble tray held the letters to make the word "STRIDES"
I have to be careful playing them though, or it could spell disaster.
why are the discarded papers that once held the halloween candy just like vocalists who have lost their rhythm, art, and poetry?
they are both empty rappers
Do you know where the first Winter Olympics were held?
I just need dad joke enthusiasts to know that the International Poultry Meat Congress is held in Turkey this year.
I don't get it, Catholic Woman-Sticks Held Together by Chain?
The Supreme Court held a session today to decide whether Justice Ginsburg should step down
Did you hear about the guy who held the world record for most time spent on the toilet?
I used to wonder why I felt held down all the time.
But I guess that’s just the way gravity works.
A clown held a door open for me.
A clown held the door open for me
A clown held the door open for me today
I thought that it was a nice jester
I held the door open for a clown
The other day I held the door open for a clown
A clown held the door open for me today.
Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on Reddit.
Yesterday a clown held the door for me.
This morning a clown held the door for me.
The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
I held the door for a clown the other day
A man dressed as a clown held the door open for me today at the store.
I held the door open for a clown today
Today a clown held a door open for me.
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