Hammock Puns

A list of puns related to "Hammock"

A fat man came into the store trying to decide if he wanted a hammock. He laid down in the display model and I tried pushing him so he could feel what it was like to gently rock. I wasn't strong enough. He left without purchasing it.

I couldn't sway him.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 03 2021
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Warning: Don't sleep beneath someone sleeping in a hammock...

...or you'll be under a rest.

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👤︎ u/BonetoneJJ
📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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What does a cannibal call a man in a hammock?

Breakfast in Bed

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👤︎ u/Minh1905
📅︎ Apr 02 2020
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Whenever my girlfriend wants to argue about something, she waits until I’m relaxing in my hammock.

I’m easily swayed.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Oct 12 2019
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Floating hammock camping stand by Hang Solo
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👤︎ u/ASadSolitarysoul
📅︎ Apr 25 2019
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I had a friend who was a hammock.

We mainly just hung out.

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👤︎ u/Dan_the_Man0904
📅︎ Aug 25 2018
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I bought hammocks for the entire family

so we could all hang out together.

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👤︎ u/dangdatkat
📅︎ Nov 19 2017
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Wanna see a picture of my banana hammock? ;) imgur.com/ukWlP2I
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👤︎ u/jskoker
📅︎ Jun 11 2013
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A couple jokes my sister has said over the years that I loved.

7+ years ago my sister and I were spending time with the makeshift hammock we had just built. She was spending more time than I was in it which led to argument.

Me: "Get out of the hammock or I will throw this Pretzel at your face."

Sister: "Go ahead and throw it at my face! I will just charge you with a salt!"

She laughed and winked as she shouted it.

Another time when she was around 8 or 9 she shouted something from the bathroom as she bathed.

Sister: "Everyone! what does a pirate say when his bath is too cold?"

Family: "What?"

Sister: "SHIVER ME TIMBERS!"

These aren't even the best moments she has had. I just remember them most vividly.

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👤︎ u/Braggle
📅︎ Oct 18 2013
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