Warning: Don't sleep beneath someone sleeping in a hammock...

...or you'll be under a rest.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BonetoneJJ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03 2020
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What does a cannibal call a man in a hammock?

Breakfast in Bed

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Minh1905
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02 2020
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Whenever my girlfriend wants to argue about something, she waits until I’m relaxing in my hammock.

I’m easily swayed.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12 2019
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Floating hammock camping stand by Hang Solo
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ASadSolitarysoul
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25 2019
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I had a friend who was a hammock.

We mainly just hung out.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dan_the_Man0904
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25 2018
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I bought hammocks for the entire family

so we could all hang out together.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dangdatkat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2017
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Wanna see a picture of my banana hammock? ;) imgur.com/ukWlP2I
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jskoker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11 2013
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A couple jokes my sister has said over the years that I loved.

7+ years ago my sister and I were spending time with the makeshift hammock we had just built. She was spending more time than I was in it which led to argument.

Me: "Get out of the hammock or I will throw this Pretzel at your face."

Sister: "Go ahead and throw it at my face! I will just charge you with a salt!"

She laughed and winked as she shouted it.

Another time when she was around 8 or 9 she shouted something from the bathroom as she bathed.

Sister: "Everyone! what does a pirate say when his bath is too cold?"

Family: "What?"

Sister: "SHIVER ME TIMBERS!"

These aren't even the best moments she has had. I just remember them most vividly.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Braggle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18 2013
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