How did the tongue depressor get its name?

Because it stops your tongue from lolling.

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Who wrote the Harry Potter parody?

JK Lolling

My wife groaned, my son laughed and covered his face. Seems like a success to me.

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Every bloody time...

We can't mention the fact that someone's deaf without my Dad responding 'pardon?'

As a child I would repeat myself endlessly as he lolled inside.

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I have a good one

So my friend and I were both college freshman and I'm going with him and his uncle on the first day for lunch. We pass a Chase Bank and his uncle says "you an go to Chase bank of you need to get money" My friend, "it's a bank, why do I have to chase it?" I lolled right out of my chair

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