How did the tongue depressor get its name?

Because it stops your tongue from lolling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FieryFruitcake
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Daughter didn't appreciate my Dr. Who joke

My 14 year old daughter hangs drawings on her wall that her friends have drawn for her. I noticed a new one that looked like a building with a light on it. I asked her who drew the building. She said "my friend Eilene did and its supposed to be a Tardis."

I quickly replied "it looks like a retardis to me." She rolled her eyes and grinned. I laughed for 5 minutes after leaving her room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tenclubber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2016
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Who wrote the Harry Potter parody?

JK Lolling

My wife groaned, my son laughed and covered his face. Seems like a success to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chewie-bacca
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2016
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Every bloody time...

We can't mention the fact that someone's deaf without my Dad responding 'pardon?'

As a child I would repeat myself endlessly as he lolled inside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-onmyface-
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2014
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I have a good one

So my friend and I were both college freshman and I'm going with him and his uncle on the first day for lunch. We pass a Chase Bank and his uncle says "you an go to Chase bank of you need to get money" My friend, "it's a bank, why do I have to chase it?" I lolled right out of my chair

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RICKY_Nicholoff
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2015
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