So I just got dad joked in /r/lounge about expats. Dialogue within.

Person 1: Neat! Are you visiting or living there?

Me: Living here, but as an expat.

Person 2: Why'd you change your name?

Me: What do you mean?

Person 2: Well it used to be Pat, and now you're an ex Pat.

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On Copiers

I work at a school with many buildings. I was in the second floor of a building in the teachers' lounge and two other teachers were talking about how the photocopier in that room sucks. One mentioned that she's only ever going to use the one downstairs. The other teacher said that he refused to use that one. When the first asked him why I couldn't help but say, "Because it's beneath him."

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