Ha ha ha
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When my wife caught me standing on the bathroom scales, sucking in my stomach, she laughed, โHa! Thatโs not going to help!โ
โSure, it does.โ I said. โItโs the only way I can see the numbers.โ
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︎ Apr 06 2020
Ha Icyyy
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︎ Jun 24 2020
HA!
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︎ May 02 2020
Ah Ha Ha
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︎ May 01 2020
Ha ha
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︎ Nov 17 2019
ha
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︎ Feb 11 2020
Ha, that's funny
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︎ Jan 10 2020
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Ha. Its got no eyes.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
A ha, he took on the job.
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︎ Feb 19 2020
Ha Ha this is funny joke english is fourth language
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︎ Jun 12 2019
Ha. Movie trailer.
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︎ Dec 22 2019
A ha geddit reddit
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︎ Oct 13 2019
Ha! Got em!
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︎ Nov 21 2019
Ha, is the funny joke
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︎ Sep 24 2019
Ha, cashew
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︎ Sep 27 2019
Ha!
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Get it positive ha
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︎ Nov 11 2019
Ha!
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︎ Sep 02 2019
ha ha ha, classic comedy
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︎ Sep 23 2019
ha punny
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︎ Apr 05 2019
Make it grate. Like grating cheese. ha ha
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︎ Jul 29 2019
What goes "Ha ha ha Bonk"
A man laughing his head off
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︎ Nov 24 2019
Ha.
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︎ Aug 04 2019
HA
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︎ Aug 14 2019
If Ke$ha moved to England...
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Aha..ha..he
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︎ Mar 25 2019
what a pussy, ha
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︎ Jul 07 2019
Ha get the pun?
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︎ Mar 11 2019
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︎ Apr 25 2019
HA
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︎ May 04 2019
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︎ Nov 12 2018
Ha! Rad-ish! Get it!? ๐๐
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︎ Jan 18 2019
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︎ Aug 03 2019
Ha! Get it?
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︎ Apr 23 2018
If youโre happy and you know it clap your ha- oh.
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︎ Feb 04 2019
HA!
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︎ Mar 26 2019
Ha ha I love puns
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︎ Dec 16 2018
Ha
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︎ Jun 20 2018
Ha ha funny pun,get it?
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︎ Aug 18 2018
Ha!
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︎ Nov 06 2018
Ha
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︎ Jan 10 2019
Ha!
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︎ May 17 2018
Ha nice
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︎ Oct 20 2018
Ha
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︎ Jul 24 2018
Wife just asked "Do we have any antique wax?" "Don't you mean duck repellent?", I said. "Ha... ha... ha." she said.
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︎ Oct 09 2018
My Himalayan friend has a cow that refuses to stand up.
I always see Himalayan there.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
What has three letters and starts with gas?
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︎ Jul 06 2020
What rock group has 4 guys who don't sing?
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︎ Jun 15 2020
My horse has insomnia and keeps everyone awake
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︎ Jun 29 2020
The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
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A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars
Police are working tirelessly to catch him
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︎ Feb 26 2017
No one in Antartica has Covid
That's because...
They're ice-o-lated
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︎ Jul 06 2020
My Grandfather has the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Social distancing has led to Hooters offering delivery to your door.
Theyโre changing their name to Knockers.
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︎ Apr 27 2020
Stephen king has a son named Joe.
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︎ Jul 08 2020
Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
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︎ Jun 17 2020
Noone in Antarctica has covid-19
Because they're ice-o-lated
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︎ Jun 20 2020
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
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︎ Apr 04 2020
BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Persian Gulf, killing all 350 aboard
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︎ Jan 15 2020
For the past few days, I wake up to see someone has dumped a bunch of LEGO blocks on my front porch.
I donโt know what to make of it.
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︎ Apr 04 2020
Did you hear that the ceo of apple has been arrested??
Yeah, he now has to facetime
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︎ Jul 03 2020
Iโm not sure if this has been posted here before
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︎ Jun 20 2020
I saw a guy going around telling people to touch a naked wire he has been carrying with him.
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︎ Jun 30 2020
The Government in Egypt has asked the city's taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns...
It is hoped that the familiar sounds of the city will induce a return to tranquillity and normality following the recent pandemic.
Operation Toot 'n Calm 'Em will last for the rest of the week.
EDIT: Thank you so much for my first award!
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Post Malone has canceled his tour.
Does this now make him Postpone Malone?
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︎ Mar 26 2020
My friend in Germany says that there has been panic buying of sausages and cheese . . .
It's the Wurst Kรคse scenario
Credit: Twitter, Bruce Lawson (@brucel)
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︎ Dec 10 2015
What has two butts and kills people?
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︎ Jul 03 2020
My girlfriend usually has peanut butter toast for breakfast, but this morning we were out of bread, and sheโs been grouchy all day.
I never knew she was lack-toast intolerant.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
BREAKING NEWS: Eminem has just become the first celebrity to be diagnosed with Coronavirus..
In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy.. He presented with vomit on his sweater already.. Initial testing has revealed it was mums spaghetti
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︎ Feb 05 2020
Finland has just closed their borders
No one will be crossing the finish line
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︎ Mar 19 2020
I told her she has a great body.....
She said "thanks it's from swimming." I said "too bad you didn't dip your face in."
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︎ Jun 15 2020
My friend has a strong prejudice towards people who have no feet...
I think heโs lack-toes intolerant.
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My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.
Itโs an extremely rare dish order.
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︎ Jun 03 2020
What has 4 wheels and flies?
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︎ Jun 03 2020
During the quarantine, my 4 year old has been learning Spanish. Yet, he still canโt say please.
Which I think is poor for four.
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︎ Jun 14 2020
Which transformer has hottest dating life?
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︎ Jul 03 2020
My dog has depression and is having a hard time with it...
... You can say she has it a bit... rough.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
What do you call a wolf that has stuff figured out
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︎ Jul 07 2020
Did you know Cardi B has a sister whoโs an athletic trainer?
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︎ Jun 30 2020
Overheard in the airport. The 8-year-old daughter responded with a sarcastic "ha, ha."
"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!"
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My neighbour's 4-year-old has been learning Spanish since lockdown.
He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.
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︎ Jun 13 2020
My friend keeps joking about the thing he has to wear to cover his mouth while he's exercising outside.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
FBI has just announced about a mole on their organization. They are consulting Harry Potter about the situation
since he is good at catching snitches
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Which state has the smallest sodas?
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︎ Jun 23 2020
What country has the fastest growing population?
Ireland, it's Dublin every year!
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A legit conversation today with my 2 1/2 year old son as we do our daily stroll past a train station that for once, has no trains stationed...
Son: Daddy, where is Thomas?
Daddy: I donโt know, mate.
Son: He must be working from home today.
Is this his first dad joke?? Strange what they must be picking up from conversations. Got me good.
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︎ Apr 25 2020
My wife caught me standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in my stomach. โHaยญยญ! Thatโs not going to help,โ she said.
โSure, it does,โ I said. โItโs the only way I can see the numbers.โ
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︎ Jun 30 2019
No one in Antarctica has COVID-19
It's because they are ice-o-lated.
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︎ Mar 24 2020
What has two butts and kills people
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︎ Jun 14 2020
What has two butts and kills people
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︎ Jun 20 2020
Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
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