Ha ha ha
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When my wife caught me standing on the bathroom scales, sucking in my stomach, she laughed, โHa! Thatโs not going to help!โ
โSure, it does.โ I said. โItโs the only way I can see the numbers.โ
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︎ Apr 06 2020
Ha
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Ha Icyyy
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︎ Jun 24 2020
HA!
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︎ May 02 2020
Ha ha
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︎ Nov 17 2019
Ah Ha Ha
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︎ May 01 2020
What has five toes but isn't your foot?
My foot.
Edit: Thanks a lot guys for the awards and upvotes. ;) :)
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Ha, that's funny
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︎ Jan 10 2020
Ha Ha this is funny joke english is fourth language
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︎ Jun 12 2019
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
(I'll see myself out)
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︎ Jan 28 2020
Ha. Its got no eyes.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
A ha, he took on the job.
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︎ Feb 19 2020
Ha. Movie trailer.
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︎ Dec 22 2019
What's six inches long, has a bald head and every woman loves?
A hundred dollar bill.
This is my dad's favorite joke.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?
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︎ Aug 21 2020
My left knee has never committed a crime.
I canโt say the same for his felony.
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︎ Aug 16 2020
A ha geddit reddit
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︎ Oct 13 2019
Ha, is the funny joke
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︎ Sep 24 2019
Ha! Got em!
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︎ Nov 21 2019
Ha, cashew
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︎ Sep 27 2019
A giant fly has attacked the local police...
Police have called SWAT team.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
Ha!
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︎ Sep 02 2019
Ha!
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Did you know Yoda has a last name?
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︎ Sep 01 2020
What do you say to a woman who has given birth to members of the military?
Thank you for your cervix.
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Get it positive ha
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︎ Nov 11 2019
ha punny
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︎ Apr 05 2019
ha ha ha, classic comedy
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︎ Sep 23 2019
Make it grate. Like grating cheese. ha ha
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︎ Jul 29 2019
Breaking News: In the Atlantic Ocean a ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carrying purple paint
Itโs believed both crews have been marooned
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︎ Jul 23 2020
My addiction to refrigerated poultry has gone too far
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Ha.
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︎ Aug 04 2019
Aha..ha..he
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︎ Mar 25 2019
What goes "Ha ha ha Bonk"
A man laughing his head off
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︎ Nov 24 2019
HA
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︎ Aug 14 2019
what a pussy, ha
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︎ Jul 07 2019
My Himalayan friend has a cow that refuses to stand up.
I always see Himalayan there.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
If Ke$ha moved to England...
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Ha get the pun?
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︎ Mar 11 2019
Dad has a heart attack
Dad:has a heart attack
Dad:Call me an ambulance...
Son: uhhh... You're an ambulance....
Dad:....
Dad: That's my boy...dead
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︎ Aug 18 2020
My son has been chewing on electrical chords.
So I had to ground him. He's doing better now and conducting himself properly.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
He has always been the door man.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Idk if anyone has posted this before
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︎ Aug 03 2020
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︎ Apr 25 2019
WANTED: A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars
The police are working tirelessly to catch him.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
What has three letters and starts with gas?
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︎ Jul 06 2020
Apparently, Neil deGrasse Tyson has a brother, who has a very successful grass-cutting business.
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︎ Aug 12 2020
Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it's Dublin
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︎ Sep 01 2020
What has a 100 balls and screws old women
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︎ Sep 03 2020
My 7 yo son's contribution: What has three eyes and can't see? (to be fair i's)
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Mama panda has the jokes
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︎ Sep 04 2020
HA
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︎ May 04 2019
Breaking news: a man has just been arrested for completing an origami course backwards..
We will update you as the situation unfolds.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
My horse has insomnia and keeps everyone awake
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︎ Jun 29 2020
The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
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︎ Nov 12 2018
Did you guys know Yoda actually has a last name?
Yeah, it's actually Yoda Layheeho.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Ha! Rad-ish! Get it!? ๐๐
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︎ Jan 18 2019
What do you call a Chinese man who has lost his sense of direction.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
Son : "Hi Dad. I'm hungry", I am prepared for what he has to say.
Dad : let's order some food.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
My wife has a lawyer's boobs
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︎ Aug 07 2020
A wild bridge has ambushed you
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︎ Aug 16 2020
Ha! Get it?
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︎ Apr 23 2018
Donโt know if this has been posted already.
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︎ Aug 23 2020
Where do you take someone who has been the victim of a Peek-a-boo accident?
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︎ Aug 23 2020
What do you get when a cow has Parkinsons?
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Nurse: A patient named Stephen has come into the hospital with acidosis (meaning their blood has become too acidic)
Doctor: Stephen with a "ph"?
Nurse: Yes, a low one.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What State Has The Most Streets?
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Whatโs big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls on you out of a tree?
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︎ Jul 22 2020
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︎ Aug 03 2019
Am I the only one who has to spell out the alphabet to find where a letter is
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︎ Aug 22 2020
No one in Antartica has COVID-19.
Itโs because they are ice-o-lated.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
or rather the gang that has kool vibez
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︎ Aug 26 2020
Chris Hallbeck has some good comics
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︎ Aug 15 2020
My Grandfather has the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
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︎ Apr 12 2020
If youโre happy and you know it clap your ha- oh.
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︎ Feb 04 2019
Ha
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︎ Jun 20 2018
BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Persian Gulf, killing all 350 aboard
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︎ Jan 15 2020
HA!
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︎ Mar 26 2019
Ireland has just introduced a maximum six person indoors rule. Where will that leave the seven dwarves..?
..one of them won't be Happy.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Ha ha I love puns
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︎ Dec 16 2018
My wife's bra has the brand name "Splendid", embroidered on the band under one of the cups ...
I just took a sharpie and wrote "Also quite nice" under the other one.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Did you know Jeff Bezos has trouble sleeping?
Unless he has his pajamazon
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︎ Sep 02 2020
USPS has no chill
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︎ Aug 10 2020
My wife has just gave birth at the hospital. I pulled the doctor away for a minute and asked "how soon do you think we will be able to have sex?"
He thought about it for a bit and said "I am off-duty in 10mins, meet me in the car park"
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︎ Aug 06 2020
My sewing instructor thinks Iโm the worst student she has ever seen.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Social distancing has led to Hooters offering delivery to your door.
Theyโre changing their name to Knockers.
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︎ Apr 27 2020
My wife caught me standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in my stomach. โHaยญยญ! Thatโs not going to help,โ she said.
โSure, it does,โ I said. โItโs the only way I can see the numbers.โ
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︎ Jun 30 2019
What has two butts and kills people?
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︎ Aug 22 2020
What rock group has 4 guys who don't sing?
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︎ Jun 15 2020
What has two butts and kills people?
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︎ Jul 28 2020
What country capital has the fastest growing population?
Ireland, every day its... Dublin.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
What rock group has 4 guys who can't sing or play instruments?
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︎ Sep 02 2020
BREAKING: A man has been stealing wheels of police cars.
The police have been working tirelessly to catch him.
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︎ Aug 28 2020
A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars
Police are working tirelessly to catch him
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︎ May 07 2020
What rock group has four people that donโt sing?
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