What's green and invisible?
I ordered some ripe, juicy, golden yellow mangoes from a grocery store. But all the mangoes they sent me were green.
Every time we go to the putting green, my friend has to bring along a bag of Pringles to munch on...
He always wants to practice his chipping.
What’s green and not very heavy?
What is green and has wheels?
Grass I lied about the wheels.
Why didn’t the green pepper join archery
Because it didn’t habanero
What did the green light say to the red light?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, damn it! Breathe!
my grandfather said this today on the dinner table and i was the only one that found it hilarious for no reason at all
G : what type of apples grow on trees ?
my dumbass : idk red and green ?
G : all of them do
wheezes
What's green, has 4 legs, and could kill you if it fell out of a tree?
What’s large, green, and can’t fly?
What's green and flew over Germany?
Snot-zis
(One of my father's favorite's growing up)
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?
because It didn't habenero . .
Fun fact: that's a sub green crayon
How do you open a green door
Ever wonder what happened to the Jolly Green Giant?
What’s red and smells like green paint?
(My Grandma called me just to tell me this one): Why did the farmer bury a lightbulb?
He wanted to grow a power plant
I have a hiking playlist with songs from the Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem
If a gardener has green fingers what does a hacker have?
What is green and lurks through the peephole?
What do you call a spicy green dish made on Sesame Street in India?
I started reading this great book about the relationship between military battles and green vegetables.
It’s called War and Peas.
My wife left me because I made too many Green Day references
Do you have the time to listen to me whine
What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H
Not many fans are allowed in the stadium for Green Bay’s game today. It will be like
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe grandpa, or they will have to put you in the box! (Raisin joke on top)
This is how you make neon geen.
Why was the color green always single?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe man! Damnit, breathe!
Why didn’t the green pepper do archery?
BECAUSE IT DIDNT HABANERO LMAOOO
What is big, green and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
Whats green and fuzzy and would kill you if it jumped on you from a tree?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATH!!
Edit: breathe..dammit
What did the Red light say to the Green light?
Don't look at me I'm changing!
What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe damn it, breathe!"
What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree on you, it will kill you?
What's green and smells like red paint?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATHE, YOU IDIOT!! BREATHE!!!!
What did the green grape say to the purple grape
What's blue and smells like red paint?
What's green, fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
What is green and not very heavy?
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