Hey y'all. I have an açaí bowl food truck in Fort Worth, TX, and we've always had some pretty witty menu item names. For exmaple, we just took off "the Big Lebolwski"
We just added some things to our menu. Here it is: https://www.rollinnbowlin.com/menu
Anyone have a good funny pun name for our avocado toast? I'll post a picture of our menu on our food truck if someone gives me a really good name! And if you have any better names for any of our items, I'd love to hear them!
I'm building a bridge for a competition team and we need a creative name. So far, all I have is Simon & Garfunkel's Path and Red Hot Road. I'm lame.... Help
I love these http://imgur.com/gallery/NpJs8
It became a laughing stock.
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
It becomes a laughing stock
LMAYO
Because they are hill-arious.
Because the median function usually suffices. No need for its complement, the comedian function.
A dad joke.
(Credit: my daughter)
“Phone-tickle”!!
You're hill areas
>! The Humerus!<
Come on guys.
I'm trying to become a comedian
They go to Val-haha
He even used to be a comic
After reading it, the authorities all agreed that it was a killer joke.
So I figure this is a regular occurrence for people, and idk if anyone's posted about it before (if so my bad), but y'all ever get real worked up about gnats?
Like,
- It's not a mosquit-hoe.
- Still wants to bug me anyway.
- Can't call 911, so who do you call? S.W.A.T.?
- You can slap your knees as much as you want but it doesn't get any funnier.
- You might wonder if the gnat's a bit buzzed.
Sorry if these puns are so bad they fly over your head. Sometimes you just gotta wing it. 😉
everyone gets it.
Because they are hill areas.
Now that’s humerus
It turns into a laughing stock
unless everyone gets them.
Hill areas
…they're hill areas."
