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Name puns are the funniest
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fufulaughter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Which cultural institution is the funniest?

A museum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JumpinJaccFlash
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Which is the funniest bone in the human body?

Humerus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KemalKinali
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The funniest thing about a dad joke

Is that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Wanna hear the funniest joke?

It's quarantine.

Don't get it? Oh well, it's an inside joke..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DonutLord23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Pandemic jokes are the funniest

Because everyone gets it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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What jokes are funniest in the desert?

Dry humor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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The funniest guy on the football team

The punter..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Free-Author
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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This morning I asked my wife like a reporter, "The world wants to know, what it's like being married to the funniest man alive?"

She said, "Meh."

So I immediately said, "You heard it here, folks, it's a meh zing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gamerspoon
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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DdI you hear about the world’s funniest doctor?

He leaves his patients in stitches

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_of_nerds77
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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I was hanging out with a bunch of criminals who kept telling the funniest jokes.

We were laughing all the way to the bank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PygmeePony
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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My kid once asked me, "What is the funniest joke you have made up?"

I handed him a mirror

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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This may be the funniest joke I have ever made.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bring-her-thanos
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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Why did the egg farmer have to fire his funniest employee?

He cracked too many yolks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevehrowe2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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Why's my dad the funniest one in the family?

Because no one except dadjokes.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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What is the funniest thing that dumb people never get?

β€œWhat is it?”

β€œJust guess.”

β€œI don’t know.”

β€œA joke.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/countryboyathome
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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What was the funniest tank in WWII?

The Punzer III

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EtNoX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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The funniest things are always said in the third person.

, dad jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyermattUK
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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The funniest part of any pizza joke...

...is the delivery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPaladin1176
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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Funniest Medical Joke reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saumyaverma1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Out of all the professionals I’ve been to for treatment, I’ve found chiropractors to be the funniest

They just never fail to crack me up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heskeyberg
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Who is the funniest man in the world?

Hugh Morris

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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What's the funniest part of an egg?

The yolk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McEiring
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Nearly all the funniest jokes at Edinburgh Fringe is dad jokes

The winner and the 9 runner ups: "I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have florets"

  • "Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy" - Richard Stott
  • "What's driving Brexit? From here it looks like it's probably the Duke of Edinburgh" - Milton Jones
  • "A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. - That's 20 cows'" - Jake Lambert
  • "A thesaurus is great. There's no other word for it" - Ross Smith
  • "Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It's the reason I get up in the morning" - Ross Smith
  • "I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I'm really struggling to get out of it" - Adele Cliff
  • "After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging - Richard Pulsford
  • "To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian" - Mark Simmons
  • "I've got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad's contacts" - Ivo Graham
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What's your worst funniest dad joke?

I'm taking a new job and moving to a new state. I throw out dad jokes whenever I can. I want to leave our work group chat with a great send off. What's your worst, but funniest dad joke?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GBman37
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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I came up with the funniest fart joke ever.

I've been holding it in for days!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghosttwo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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What’s the funniest dad joke?

β€œMy pull out game is strong”

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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So i asked my dad what he thinks is the funniest animal.

He answered: the pun-da bear, what else?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/real_wievo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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What's the funniest candy bar?

Snickers....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bezigol
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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funniest dad joke ever

A girl came up to me and said she recognized me from a vegetarian restaurant...

I was a bit confused...

I had never met herbivore

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What is the funniest roman number?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mackac2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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One of the funniest things my dad ever said.

He was driving; I was sitting shotgun. The moon in the sky was just a tiny sliver. I pondered out loud that "I wonder if it's waxing or waning." My dad said "waning? It's not even cwoudy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heavvy
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Who's the funniest Disney princess?

RaPUNzel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_wallace
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Why do clocks have the funniest stand-up routines?

Comedy is all about timing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torley_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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What’s the funniest machine at the gym?

A lip tickle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OldSchoolLegman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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Which is the funniest element

Helium

He He He

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ten3roberts
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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mind your language is still one of the funniest show. youtu.be/hndSiA7hm6Y
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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkheists
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The funniest thing my dad has said

My dad and I were watching tv one night and the screen suddenly goes black. After watching the blank screen for a good 10 seconds, he finally breaks the silence by saying "If anyone were to peer in at us right now, they'd think we're insane."

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According to science, the world's funniest joke, is really a Dad Joke

Here is the joke: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed, so his friend calls 911. β€˜My friend is dead! What should I do?’ The operator replies, β€˜Calm down, sir. I can help. First make sure that he’s dead.’ There’s a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, β€˜Ok, now what?’”

Here is the article to back it up: http://www.urbo.com/content/the-worlds-funniest-joke-according-to-science

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dkunze
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The lobster guy from spongebob is by far the funniest character on the show

He's hilarryous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/da_one1morelight
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The funniest thing my dad said at the dinner table when I introduced my parents to my new girlfriend.

Girlfriend: "What's your genealogy? What's in you?" My Mom: "Mostly British and French, some Danish and Polish, and..." My Dad: "...And sometimes a little Norwegian."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazzzyButtons
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2014
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What is the funniest candy bar?

Snickers

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