I still think about it sometimes - the WAN that got away.
Things are starting to take off around here
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
A Huge Grant
A real Lebaneezer Scrooge.
Does this mean we got money for nothing and our chicks for free?
It's a mootual fund.
Nope I got them all cut.
They have Anti Money Laundering
He sold his sole for rock'n'roll.
A visit from the ethics department and immediate withdrawal of your funding.
It's a slush fund.
It’s my hedge fund.
Would you like a few shares of my hedge fund?
He just needed some seed funding
He said, "for all in tents and porpoises, we come together to raise funds."
Something like that might be a good joke... someday...
I admit it was a crappy thing to do.
It's not like they will see any of it anyway.
Crowd funding
but I'm nervous cuz I've never ran that far before
I call it my hedge fund
My first official dad joke.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! I’ll be putting this in my little one’s Reddit Scholarship Fund!
He called it "Barq's at the Moon"
The other day, I was researching the stock market because I thought it wise to start investing at an early age. After hours of research and going through the myriad shares I could buy, I passed by one that caught my eye...the Teucrium Corn Fund. I could invest in corn, that'll surely stay steady, everyone needs corn! However, after awhile of second guessing myself, as I often do, I decided that I hold off on the stock market until I did more research and study. Yes, I'll invest in corn stocks when I have an ear for it.
... then you don't want to patronise a patronising patron.
Through a syntax.
This is now the fifth one that has insufficient funds.
She wasn't that Inuit.
I'll be putting that 20¢ in my rainy day fund.
So we payed him in hedge funds
So at my school, we had a pipe burst.
Joke at the end of you want to skip
Now it's pretty normal in the midwest, where I live, to have this thing. It started with the fire alarm going off, because of the pressure decrease, and the school was evacuated. We were all eventually brought back, for it was cold. We sat in our gym for AN HOUR before being dismissed back to our classes.
So it's near the end of the day and I have gym class. And I'm having your normal conversation with a friend about the school's financial problems. And we were just talking about how the school is going to have to pay so much money for the new pipe and the ceiling tiles and the cleaning etc.
And then it was my moment to shine.
So the conversation is almost over and the friend says,
"It'll be a while before normal funds go back".
And I just say this:
"Yeah man, the school's money is going down the drain".
I went to 4 different ones and they all said insufficient funds!
A hedge fund.
Fund-raisin!
I really think Disney Villains are misunderstood. You have to respect how they pursue their passions. They usually have henchmen or “employees” so I’m guessing there’s a compensation system in place and they are managing a budget to fund all their evil campaigns. And what business model did they have to follow? Was there an Ursula before Ursula? I don’t think so. These villains are business visionaries and they deserve such respect.
We have 3 mutual funds in common.
They’ll just wire you the funds.
What do you call a savings account for obtaining more bushes?
A Hedge Fund!
