French Touch Puns

A list of puns related to "French Touch"

I'm sure this isn't original, but I came up with it myself while playing with my cats

What did the French cat say when I tried to touch his feet?

>!"Ne touche pas!"!<

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📅︎ Jan 02 2019
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