Because they’re above us.
Because only a Sith deals in ab salutes.
Envelope
It's a Heil five
They always honor the changing of the Gourd.
Because it's General Electric.
Or Admiral I suppose.
“I’m sorry. We don’t serve minors.”
I have no idea why he was so desperate for an ex box.
Took my wife and 3yo to the big blue and yellow today. Pulling into the parking my kid says "Dad are we there yet?" and I said "Yup...<start waving> "Hi-kea"! And she laughed and my wife groaned. Then about an hour later we were driving out, car's quiet, kid is nodding off..and I just say really loud..."BYE-Kea!!!". More groans all around. So yeah, kind of a daily double.
In honour of the year of the horse:
Kung 'neigh' fat choi!
Dear Dad,
University i$ really great.
I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.
With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love, your $usie.
I immediately replied back…
Dear Susie,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy.
Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, Dad
When he saluted, he nearly killed himself!
G. I. Jokes
Dad: What do you have there in your porridge, son?
Son: Just wheat and bananas
Dad: Salut "and bananas", je suis ton père
Mammoth, do you know what a shitsu is?
A breed of dog?
No, a zoo with no animals.
uuuuuuuurghhhhh.
Co-worker: "Was that a genocide joke?"
Joker: "Yes, genocide jokes kill."
I work in IT at a university, and I was requested to update a template email my office sends out to prospective students. Whenever I start an email, I always begin with the salutation "Hello [student name]. With a full stop period.
Among the other changes requested, folk wanted me to change the period to a comma, because it "looks better" or something. I don't know.
After a bit of back and forth, I gave in and said "Fine. I'll give in to your filthy comma-unist ways." Many groans were had all around the office.
o7, as we all know, is used to "salute" other players. A friend of mine who's a father of 3 got sick of seeing this emoticon and said during the match: "You folks really need to get your calendars checked, it's 2014, not '07"
