The repair man said he thought he'd fixed the propane stoves, but he couldn't be quite sure.
After all, it involved a lot of gaswork.
A plumber and his coworkers finally fixed his own sink after years of not having access to tap water. He started crying, and his coworkers asked why.
He said with a trembling voice, "Because water works!"
My bike wheel was crooked, but now it's fixed.
i went to the chiropractor with back pain, i didn't think it was that bad. he looked at me and said i have scoliosis, and he fixed me!
What when fixed becomes broken inside?
I’ve just watched a movie about a gentleman having his broken leg fixed with bandages and a plaster of paris....
......what a great cast!!
I got my car horn fixed at a Lion King themed shop called Scar's Auto Body.
I took my dog to get fixed but he’s not quite himself now.
He’s taking it kind of ruff.
I just went to get my glasses fixed and you’ll never guess who I ran into when I was there!
That’s right!
.... Everyone.
My female cat just got fixed, but the vet insisted on referring to it as "feline ovarian removal".
Look, sometimes you have to call a spayed a spayed.
Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed?
What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed his tooth?
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. Somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer. Always something more important to me...
Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a minute and when I came out, I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a slight limp...
The mechanic told me that he fixed the elevator
My patient wanted his bedding fixed, and when I did, I found remainders of his lunch.
Turns out, he was resting in peas.
I accidentally broke my neighbour’s fence, so I apologized and got it fixed.
I said, “Sorry about the repost.”
Where do cavemen go to get their clothes fixed?
I saw a documentary on how metal plates are fixed
A buddy fixed the boiler in our new house
He wouldn’t accept any compensation. Called it our house warming gift.
[FIXED] Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in France?
Fixed my low-toned guitar today...
...Finally got to the base of the problem.
I just fixed the cracks in the wall...
...it looks spack-tacular.
I accidentally dropped a lawn ornament and broke it. Thankfully I fixed it
The repair shop didn't let me know when my car was fixed...
I work at a hardware store with a saw. The manager says, “lumber is going to hate me! I fixed the saw last night.”
Queue me enthusiastically from my desk, “so what you’re saying is, you saw’ved all their problems?!”
They hate my humor.
I bought a desk lamp for a dirt cheap price but it broke the day after. Went to the store to complain but I couldn’t get it fixed or refunded.
The store’s manager told me that I bought a one night stand.
Had my back fixed in Egypt
Its the only place to find a good Cairopracter.
Finally fixed my computer monitor
Guess you could call it a screen resolution.
The leaks in my kitchen got fixed all by itself.
I think that's natural seal action.
My teacher said she got her blinds fixed for the classroom...
I said "wow you found a cure for blindness?!"
She said "no i got them to work."
I said "isnt that slavery?!"
What did the skeptical man say when the chiropractor fixed his broken back?
The vacuum of space [fixed]
I fixed my student's drawing on "American Cheese".
I keep hearing of “fixed points”.
I don’t get it, they were never broken in the first place.
I easily fixed my broken clock
I finally fixed that leak behind the garage. No more rain on the lawnmower!
This is truly a watershed moment!
The scoutmaster and the mechanic (probably heard before) What did the mechanic say to the scoutmaster when he fixed the horn on his car?
I would tell you about the time I fixed my fence
But you would just see "RE-POST"
Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed...
Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed
Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed
Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed
What did the Boy Scout say after he fixed his dad's car horn?
What did Scar say after he fixed his car horn?
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
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