A list of puns related to "Finishing"
A precipitation award.
I don’t know what
(on the condition he gets to install Windows in it)
"Can I ask you something?" I said.
"Certainly," he replied.
I said, "Why did you just eat my food?"
Waiter asking me how would you like to pay sir? Cash or Card!
Me looking at my friend: PayPal
He looked away from the TV long enough to say, "Black holes matter."
Sigh... "Yeah, Dad. They are."
What a big relief.
You can't say much when you've been to prison twice.
As soon as he finished it he accidentally knocked it over and it broke clean at the shoulders. The sculptor picks up the head looks and it and says, well looks like this one is a bust.
I One
It was about time.
They were running out of thyme.
Student: "Can you address outlets?" Trainer: (turns chair towards wall) "Hello outlets."
"Atlas"
so i normally just swedish.
After some thought, I decided to go home.
Me: Very easily. It was right next to the potatoes.
She now shows her manors.
He had a few egrets.
Hip Hip Array! Hip Hip Array! Hip Hip Array!
It was a big weight off my shoulders.
I have a Masters in Oceanography.
The Prontosaurus.
and I told my boys to get ready, there was a 100% chance of son showers.
They both looked up the clear sky and told me I was wrong. Naive boys...
> wife: finish your milk > > daughter: do i have to? > > me: no you have one cup, but you must finish it
no one pays attention to me, so i just laugh by myself, but it was a good laugh, a good good laugh
My daughter is now eating the left over gravy from the jug with a spoon. Mrs points out how much she's eaten, to which I replied... "If we were to crash on the way over to granddads later and she needed a blood transfusion, they'd need to use type Beeef Positive!"
... He didn't finish all of his food
Waiter: "Do you want a box for your meal?"
Dad: "No, I'd rather wrestle, boxing is too violent"
She looks at my dads leftovers and asks "wanna box?"
My dad doesn't miss a beat and replies "No, but do you wanna wrestle?"
He learned from the best, and I am following in his footsteps.
I said, "Why did you just eat my food ?"
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