Truely of the finest quality
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πŸ‘€︎ u/miszlokaira
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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A mom joke really, as my wife said it as we walked passed an Easter service letting out where "Sunday finest" isn't a thing.

Me: "Really?! She wore ripped jeans to an Easter mass?"

Wife: "Those are her holy jeans."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eaglewatch1945
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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Dr. Stone comment section at its finest

https://preview.redd.it/ujv35rwei5m61.png?width=715&format=png&auto=webp&s=7a7478572fc765d48ca4306bc44262caf8027e8b

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spontifex
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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I went to my best friend's wedding today. He is an awesome fisher. I like him a lot and always come with the finest catch.

But something is very fishy with his new betrouthed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bloodoolf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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I got a pen in Barcelona. It writes so smoothly. I can get the finest lines out of it. Everyone is so surprised by it

Because no one expects the Spanish ink precision!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahh-potatoes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Truely of the finest quality
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AgentAqua7897
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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What did the Frenchman say when presented with the finest mattress?

"That's lit."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuicidalNomad
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Mr. Dinosaur at his finest

What came after the dinosaur? Answer - It's girlfriend!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arihant100
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Not my finest hour.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Morgan_Redwood
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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Dad jokes at their finest

Son: Dad how does it feel to have the greatest son in the world?

Dad: I don’t know, you would have to ask your grandpa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Awesome84
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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β€œMay I have your finest scotch please?”, I asked the guy behind the counter.

β€œIt’s just a roll of tape, sir,” said the cashier at Staples.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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My grandpa's finest moment

I'm out to dinner with my family and my grandpa starts sniffling a bit. So he pulls out one of his super old patterned handkerchiefs and says "my nose keeps running". He then quickly grabs his nose, handkerchief in hand and yells "got it!" super loud in the restaurant were at. While he's laughing at his own joke he goes "that's funny right there" and keeps laughing and partially retelling the joke.

I'm proud to be his grandson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spawn1234100
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2015
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My dad at his finest

In Fry Electronics and this guy starts telling my dad about how he should look at some product and he goes "That's AMAZING! One day, they'll put movies on discs or something, just think of the possibilities" the guy goes "DUDE! THEY HAVE THOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" rushes him over to the dvd section.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clouderold
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2014
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One of my father's finest moments imgur.com/o4aFZR4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Groups
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2013
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At the airport - my boyfriend at his finest

At the airport - the flight crew announced all unaccompanied minors to please come to the front desk to start boarding. My boyfriend goes "Do you think miners could go? Like a gold miner?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vidisha09
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2017
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My Dad's Finest From Today

Dad (via text): "The man is here to do your car"

Me: "Awesome, let me know how it goes please"

Dad: "Brmm brmm"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cassiuz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2014
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30 years of fatherhood and I think this is his finest dadjoke

I'm getting my lunch ready this morning before I leave for work and as I'm pouring it into a plastic container, I ask my mum what type it is.

"It's potato and leek" she replies

"So if it spills everywhere, you know why"

Cue groans and slapping of foreheads from mum and I

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tote_Sport
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2014
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My great uncles Vern's finest moment

I think my parents have told this story about 100 times now and it never gets old.

My dad's uncle Vern was out at dinner with my family and when the food came out the Waitress held a pepper grinder over Vern's food and asked if he would like some fresh ground pepper. He said sure, then reached over to the middle of the table, grabbed the pepper, and proceeded to use that pepper on his food as the waitress watched in total confusion still holding out the pepper grinder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dinglehump
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2013
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my dad at his finest

dad: hey do you wanna know what they call an Italian suppository?

blank stares from the family

dad: innuendo, (in a terrible Italian accent)

he then proceeded to heartily laugh at his own joke.

edit: formatting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gannon-guy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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Dad finest joke

Dad: You know, if you put everything you find on that site and print it up, it would be reddit...in a book.

This is in reference to the movie Dodgeball. My father thought it would be important to add that note. Thought I'd share.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mothe_Bear
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2013
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My father-in-law at his finest on Christmas

MIL: G, your owl hat is so pretty. You know who else loves owls? Cousin B!

FIL: Who?

MIL: B.

FIL: Who?

Everyone: B.

FIL: Who?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MandiMcFly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2013
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