Don't worry, he's getting the help he needs. He's already checked into Rehabba-dabba-doo!
"Don't worry, Honey, he's just another Fred of mine."
Did you know the difference between people in Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai donβt like the Flintstones, but the people of Abu Dhabi doo!
Ted: Brace yourself.
Deeply Dippy
"Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."
A-pot-o-saurus
With a little dab aβ glue!
One day, someone asked him where the medical building was, Fred replied, "it's over there and to the left. I do research on the brain in there."
Fred is an expert on the hippocampus.
and he loved the food so much that he uprooted his family and moved there immediately. He was in such a rush to move that he sold his house, his cars, and a lot of his belongings at a fraction of their actual value. When asked why he felt such urgency to move there, he said "I did it all for the gnocchi"
Mainstream.
So he climbed into a big box and got it wrapped up with a bow on top.
Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.
One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."
His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."
A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"
With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."
The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"
Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."
...and accidentally hit a curb going around a corner. Since then, any time he loosens his grip on the steering wheel, his car drifts to the right. Knowing he needed to have it serviced anyway, Fred goes to the local dealership to figure out what's going on. At the service desk, Fred talks to the manager about how his steering wheel is acting funny.
Service manager: "Oh, that's pretty common. You just need an alignment."
Puzzled, Fred asks, "What's wrong with it that an alignment can fix?"
Ushering Fred over to his car, the service manager answers, "It's pretty obvious, actually. If you look right there, your front driver-side wheel has too much toe."
Fred: βYou sound like one, too.β
"We know you know the answer, but it's not your turn Scooby!"
