Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.

But they didn’t planet.

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Why did Freddie Mercury go to the chiropractor

His body was aching all the time

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What size of bed did Freddie Mercury sleep in?

Queen

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Freddie Mercury, you genius
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πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Freddie Sailor Mercury
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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Freddie Mercury
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Freddie Mercury be like
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Freddie Mercury does stand up comedy youtu.be/nFYOL9ypY_s
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What did Freddy Mercury say about the new airline fee for checked bags?

Carry on, Carry on. Doesn’t really matter.

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I went for an interview. They said, β€œCan you perform under pressure?”

I said β€œI’m not sure about that but I can have a good crack at Bohemian Rhapsody”

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[Told by my dad during his birthday larty] Who's Freddy Mercury's long lost brother?

Bruno Mars

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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It’s like Queen without Freddie.
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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A new study reveals that listening to a Queen album might be bad for your health.

Because of the unusually high Mercury content.

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My dad tried to take the phone from me, saying he could get us a better deal on internet.. I hate this man, lol

He took the phone, and said, in the voice of Freddie Mercury, "Is this the wi-fi? Is this just fantasy?...Caught in a landline, we don't need AT&T.." and then passed the phone back. We already have AT&T, and I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH A FRIEND THAT DOES ACCOUNTING?, NOTHING TO DO WITH SOMEONE CALLING OUR HOUSE. No more Crockpot broccoli and cheese soup using weed butter for him. Good god... I'm almost impressed. We also haven't had a landline in years. God bless this small dog weilding, vaping man.

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What's a lumberjack's favorite beer?

Lager

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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What happens when you listen to too much Queen?

Freddie Mercury poisoning

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I'm starting to become my dad's sense of humour

We we're in the car yesterday and he mentioned wanting to buy a CD by Queen. I asked him which one he would like and he said "he (Freddie Mercury) made a really good one before he died"

to which I replied "well.. aren't they all from before he died?"

"HA I GUESS THEY HAVE TO BE" he laughed

If the situation was reversed no way he wouldn't have answered the exact same thing. It was such a typical thing for my dad to say that I almost had a minor crisis

I'm only 21. And a female. And I'm already starting to become my dad

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2013
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Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams walk into a bar

But they didn't planet

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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars into a bar...

...But they didn't planet that way.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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Bruno Mars, Venus Williams, and Freddie Mercury walked into a bar...

but they didn't planet that way

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