Fred Flintstone was arrested for drug possession.

Don't worry, he's getting the help he needs. He's already checked into Rehabba-dabba-doo!

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How does Fred Flintstone fix Pebbles broken toys?

With a little dab a’ glue!

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Fred Flintstone was driving to work one day...

...and accidentally hit a curb going around a corner. Since then, any time he loosens his grip on the steering wheel, his car drifts to the right. Knowing he needed to have it serviced anyway, Fred goes to the local dealership to figure out what's going on. At the service desk, Fred talks to the manager about how his steering wheel is acting funny.

Service manager: "Oh, that's pretty common. You just need an alignment."

Puzzled, Fred asks, "What's wrong with it that an alignment can fix?"

Ushering Fred over to his car, the service manager answers, "It's pretty obvious, actually. If you look right there, your front driver-side wheel has too much toe."

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Did you know the people in Dubai don’t like the flinstones...

But the people in Abu Dhabi Do

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