Apparently, the producers of The Flintstones were planning to make one final episode where Fred’s brother marries Barney’s brother.

It was cancelled because it was the 60s and Americans weren’t yet ready to have a gay old time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
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Fred Flintstone was arrested for drug possession.

Don't worry, he's getting the help he needs. He's already checked into Rehabba-dabba-doo!

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Recently, I've been driving my wife crazy with how many friends named Fred I've been making, and they all look the same, no less. That said, one day a man rang our bell, and my wife, relieved that he did not look like my other friends, asked who he was, to which a replied:

"Don't worry, Honey, he's just another Fred of mine."

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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Fred Flint’s Stone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/peeeffendee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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People named Fred should really stop beeing selfish at their jobs. Just give fred an "I" and he might get fired...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ek7a
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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Fred and Wilma would be proud

Did you know the difference between people in Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but the people of Abu Dhabi doo!

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Fred: Can you tell me about that new do-it-yourself orthodontist?

Ted: Brace yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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How do Right Said Fred like their eggs?

Deeply Dippy

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"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?"

"Rhino!"

"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2017
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Ever wonder what Fred Flintsones favorite soup is?

A-pot-o-saurus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiskeyBadger_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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How does Fred Flintstone fix Pebbles broken toys?

With a little dab a’ glue!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
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Fred is a hippo who went to University where everyone is a hippo

One day, someone asked him where the medical building was, Fred replied, "it's over there and to the left. I do research on the brain in there."

Fred is an expert on the hippocampus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ciepme
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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I just read that Fred Durst, of Limp Bizkit fame, was on vacation in Italy

and he loved the food so much that he uprooted his family and moved there immediately. He was in such a rush to move that he sold his house, his cars, and a lot of his belongings at a fraction of their actual value. When asked why he felt such urgency to move there, he said "I did it all for the gnocchi"

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2017
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One fish says to another fish, "Hey Fred, what's the quickest way to Johnny's?"

Mainstream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSuperdudly1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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Fred was told by a monk to live in the present

So he climbed into a big box and got it wrapped up with a bow on top.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2017
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Fred wants to get married

Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.
One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."
His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."
A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"
With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."
The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"
Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2015
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Fred Flintstone was driving to work one day...

...and accidentally hit a curb going around a corner. Since then, any time he loosens his grip on the steering wheel, his car drifts to the right. Knowing he needed to have it serviced anyway, Fred goes to the local dealership to figure out what's going on. At the service desk, Fred talks to the manager about how his steering wheel is acting funny.

Service manager: "Oh, that's pretty common. You just need an alignment."

Puzzled, Fred asks, "What's wrong with it that an alignment can fix?"

Ushering Fred over to his car, the service manager answers, "It's pretty obvious, actually. If you look right there, your front driver-side wheel has too much toe."

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2016
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Fred: β€œSomeone said that you look like an owl?” Meg: β€œWho?”

Fred: β€œYou sound like one, too.”

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"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?" "Rhino!"

"We know you know the answer, but it's not your turn Scooby!"

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