Fred Figglehorn Puns

Cruikshank, a teenager, created the Fred video series for his channel on the video-sharing website YouTube, to center on the Fred character. Although Cruikshank voiced Fred, the audio was digitally altered to sound higher-pitched than Cruikshank's true voice. Lucas Cruikshank introduced the Fred character in a video on JKL Productions, a channel he started on YouTube with his cousins, Jon and Katie Smet. He and his cousins set up the JKL Productions channel on June 11, 2006, and Cruikshank uploaded several videos testing out different characters. His first Fred video was uploaded on October 30, 2006, and when this character started to become popular, Cruikshank made more videos featuring Fred. On April 30, 2008, these videos were removed from JKL Productions, and added to the Fred channel. On May 1 the first official video of the series, titled "Fred on May Day" was released, explaining that Cruikshank asked YouTube for the Fred channel. Someone else previously owned the channel, which was later turned into one of Fred's enemies in the Fred series. By April 2009, the channel had over one million subscribers, making it the first YouTube channel to do so, and the most subscribed channel at the time. However, in August 2009, YouTube celebrities Ryan Higa's and Sean Fujiyoshi's channel, Nigahiga, overtook Fred as the most subscribed channel. It was the third to reach 2 million, in September 2010, shortly after falling to third. As of February 2020, the videos have received over 1.3 billion views, and over 2.9 million are subscribed to the channel, although the channel has been inactive since July 16, 2015.

In December 2009, Cruikshank filmed Fred: The Movie, which aired on Nickelodeon on September 18, 2010. Nickelodeon created a franchise surrounding the character, with the sequel, Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred, airing on October 22, 2011. In 2012, Fred: The Show aired, consisting of 24 11-minute episodes; a third movie, Fred 3: Camp Fred, premiered the same year.

was fred’s debut holiday album (link below) the precursor to the popular hyperpop acts of today? let’s discuss... https://open.spotify.com/album/3jTH6e44TKHMoNVJ9voO9Y?si=TSVyluFqTNSFiqPZ938KOw

It was at this time that Figglehorn got excited seeing something one should not be excited about, a peculiar substance on the side of the road.

Fred was just taking a neightborhood walk with his squirrel Recta, when dog shit on the sidewalk caught his attention.

Fred stared at it, suprised to find it interesting.

Fred came a bit closer to the dumpy as he picked it up, Fred slowly analysed the finding, it was filled with bits of somewhat digested corn pieces and judging by the shape of it, it must've came from a bear's asshole since its shape kinda looked like a brick.

Fred then remembered that he had skipped breakfast, and then slowly started bringing it to his mouth.

As it entered Fred's mouth, it tasted of dark chocolate with a tinse bit of himalayan salt and beach sand.

Fred was amazed to find the flavour of the subject amusing, Fred continued to chew and chew, he could taste bits of bubblegum deep inside the brown goodness.

Strange that a bear would decide to consume gum tho, since they dont really have lips like humans.

I'm sure this will make millions.

I’m trying to remember a YouTuber from the early days of the platform (e.g. the Fred Figglehorn days). I remember three videos specifically:

1. It was a parody of The Barefoot Contessa. He was wearing wigs to play Ina Garten. “Ina” locked her husband up in a room, and I distinctly remember her asking, “Did you get my coriander?”. Then “Ina” is late to prepare for the dinner party, so she puts some Cheez-Its on a plate. There was also a car crash, I think.

2. It’s a song about riding on a unicorn and grabbing the unicorn’s horn. It has a lot of colorful Lisa Frank-esque visuals.

3. It’s a song about the basement. The video features the YouTuber singing and one other backup dancer. The basement looks like your average suburban basement, with exposed poles to hold the ceiling up and beige carpeting. The YouTuber and the dancer are wearing flamboyant clothing, and the song is queer coded (e.g. the basement won’t tell your secrets about what you do down there).

I’m not sure this person’s channel still exists — the videos may only exist in re-uploaded form. I just remember the songs were quite catchy, and the videos had the early-YouTube nostalgia feeling.

What's up youtube? I'm Joshua Dufurrena. DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT PISSES ME OFF? RUUUULES...YOU WANNA KNOW WHY THAT PISSES ME OFF? BECAUSE 1. YOU GET TOLD TO DO THIS AND DO THAT AND THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF!! AND NOW IN HIGH SCHOOL ALL THAT IT IS IS PEOPLE CAUSING TROUBLE AAAAAALL THE TIIIIIME!! WEEEEEEEEOOOOWEEEEEOOOOOWEEEEEEEE...AAAANANANANAAAWEEEEEOOOOWEEEEOOOWEEEEOOOOWEEEEE...OH MY GOD QUIT MAKING THE RUUUULES!! and Mr. Mustache Man will be like to me "Why Mr. Joshua, what is wroooong? It is me, the Mustache Maaaaan!" and i'll be like "i'm just gettin' sick and tired of parents makin' the rules all the time. GOD IT'S SO ANNOYIIIING, MAKIN' THE RUUUUULES...EEEEHHHH EHHHHH....IT'S EVEN MORE ANNOYING THAN FRED FIGGLEHORN! I WISH I COULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS...wait...what am i happy about? I'm happy that uhhh I get to do nice stuff for everyone....YEEEEHEHEHEHEHESSSSS...and the genie will be like to me "Hey-hey there! Hey there FAGGOT! and i'll be like "What's up, genie? Haven't seen you in awhile." and the genie will be like to me "JUST MAKE YOUR WISH ALREADY, YOU FAGGOT." and i'll be like "ALRIIIIGHT." WISH NUMBER 1: NO MORE PARENTS MAKING RULES, WISH NUMBER 2: NO MORE PARENTS MAKING RULES AND WISH NUMBER 3: NO MORE PARENTS MAKING RUUUUUULES! and the genie will be like to me "I cannot grant those 3 wishes, Joshua. I'm sorry but I must go." AND I'LL BE LIKE "WHAAAAAAAT? SO I JUST CAN'T WISH FOR RULES TO GO AWAAAAY? YOU KIDDING MEEEEEE!?!?!?!" This suuuuucks I'm still-I'm still getting pretty thirsty for water tonight. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I HATE RUUUUUUULES.

Yugioh, you gotta catch all em digital monsters for the bakugan tournament to defeat Lord Garmadon to become hokage and collect the infinity gems for your Omnitrix to be crowned Pirate King of Krypton and save the Skylanders from Flintheart Glomgold and stop team Rocket from stealing baby Yoda from Batman. While Anne tries to leave Amphibia and the army of robot Obamas made by Fred Figglehorn made to steal Nostalgia Critic’s left lung to power Dr. Doofenshmirtz’s guninator, which he will then use to steal all the Baja Blast.

Yugioh, you gotta catch all em digital monsters for the bakugan tournament to defeat Lord Garmadon to become hokage and collect the infinity gems for your Omnitrix to be crowned Pirate King of Krypton and save the Skylanders from Flintheart Glomgold and stop team Rocket from stealing baby Yoda from Batman. While Anne tries to leave Amphibia and the army of robot Obamas made by Fred Figglehorn made to steal Nostalgia Critic’s left lung to power Dr. Doofenshmirtz’s guninator, which he will then use to steal all the Baja Blast.