2005 Puns

A list of puns related to "2005"

My dad asked me (back in 2005), 'What was the prime ministers name in 1970?'

I replied; 'Harold MacMillan?' (I was wrong!)

and dad said, 'Nope, it was Tony Blair'.

'But Tony Blair wasn't prime minister in 1970!'

'No but his name was still Tony Blair!'

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👤︎ u/GTBlues
📅︎ Nov 30 2017
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What concert costs only 45 cents to go to?

50 cent featuring Nickelback.

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👤︎ u/Bradb717
📅︎ Mar 30 2021
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My dad is a social distancing champ !

I haven't seen him since 2005

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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There was a guy who was a gambler you know...

There was a guy who was a gambler you know, he always bet on the number five, so he went to the horse races. He went on May 5, 2005, at 5:00 o'clock, he went to the fifth race, he bet on the fifth horse.

He got fifth place.

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👤︎ u/mauiibarra
📅︎ Jan 05 2017
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Set my friend up then slammed him down

My friend got a new car and we were riding in it.

Me "what year is it?"

Him "2005"

Me "oh that's weird, I thought it was 2014"

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👤︎ u/ComeAtMeFro
📅︎ Apr 24 2014
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