Fred Name Puns

A list of puns related to "Fred Name"

"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?"

"Rhino!"

"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Oct 19 2017
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Recently, I've been driving my wife crazy with how many friends named Fred I've been making, and they all look the same, no less. That said, one day a man rang our bell, and my wife, relieved that he did not look like my other friends, asked who he was, to which a replied:

"Don't worry, Honey, he's just another Fred of mine."

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👤︎ u/xoriatis71
📅︎ Mar 15 2021
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People named Fred should really stop beeing selfish at their jobs. Just give fred an "I" and he might get fired...
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👤︎ u/Ek7a
📅︎ Mar 21 2020
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There's a detective named Frederick Lee...

His teammate is an anthropomorphic pig who wore a hood like little red riding hood. The pig’s name was Boar-Hood. So this one time, I wanted them to check out a masked menace in New York City. Fred wanted to lead the investigation. But since the criminal’s mask was animal themed, I said to them, “Fred Lee: nay. Boar-hood: spy the man”

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👤︎ u/megadecimal
📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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A grasshopper walks into a bar...

He orders a beer from the bartender who says to him, "Hey, you know we got a drink named after you."

The grasshopper replies, "You've got a drink named Fred?"

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👤︎ u/DeChadley
📅︎ Jan 16 2020
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When my dad forgets my name...

I walk into the room, and my dad almost calls me by my older brother's name (we look a lot alike).

Dad: Oh hey Ry... uh.. Chuck, Henry, Fred. What do we call you again?

Me: Thanks dad..

Dad: I like Fred, I'll call you Fred. He chuckles and says: Go help bring in groceries.

Me: .....

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👤︎ u/steviefrench
📅︎ Aug 08 2013
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"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?" "Rhino!"

"We know you know the answer, but it's not your turn Scooby!"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ May 08 2019
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