What's your favorite animal at the zoo?

my daughter: "Flamingo!"

Me: "mine's a Fla-ming-stop."

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My father on The Godfather

So occasionally the theatres around my area will do a film series showing older films in the theatres format. This time around theyโ€™re doing Mafia films.

My dad is 62 and is slowly staring to see his cognitive strength dwindle, but thereโ€™s one ability heโ€™ll never lose...

His ability to land a great dad joke

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