What's your favorite animal at the zoo?

my daughter: "Flamingo!"

Me: "mine's a Fla-ming-stop."

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👤︎ u/steve626
📅︎ Mar 17 2017
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My father on The Godfather

So occasionally the theatres around my area will do a film series showing older films in the theatres format. This time around they’re doing Mafia films.

My dad is 62 and is slowly staring to see his cognitive strength dwindle, but there’s one ability he’ll never lose...

His ability to land a great dad joke

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👤︎ u/Mischlecht
📅︎ Sep 02 2015
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