It opines
They use a logarithm
I didn't make the cut.
Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Turns out, theyβre all bark and no bite
It really spruces up the place
The tree responds, "What Fir?"
Treeson
Spruce Lee
I was even voted most poplar.
They are now kindling a romance.
She must think Iβm a stud
One said "can we do somthing, I'm board"
I think I nailed it but nobody saw it.
But everyone leaves already before I started
Indian dad: "My son is missing!"
Police: "FIR likhwaani padegi. How would you describe him?"
Dad: "Not half as good as Sharma ji's son"
Yew wood
So he's turning over a new leaf.
Talking about some dead trees in her back yard
"It just killed the evergreens...
Now they're everbrown."
I guess they aren't a very poplar.
In his sleevies!
βNot sure. Let me check the logs.β
Both are fir and bark
Came up during a conversation about having a bonfire
Dad "Here's something you might not have known about me, I can cut wood by just looking at it"
Me, fully expecting a dad joke: "I don't believe you but would you care to elaborate"
Dad: "Its true! I saw it with my own eyes"
He giggled to himself for about 10 minutes after that one.
I was like, "fir free?""
...
"I'm here ^fir the party. Let's ^spruce things up"
....and now, I pine fir her.
He pined fir her fir months.
Knock on wood, they will someday get back together.
(Sorry, this joke wasnβt great... just oak-kay.)
The other day? That's a firs day.
It's just not Fir.
Friend: My gym membership feels like such a waist atm
Me: Do you not think it's hip to go to the gym any more?
Friend: I think I ain't got time with a new born
Me: Can you not stomach it?
Friend: Well I got to do school runs and that fir the time being and K in the morning and Liam in the afternoon then home dinner putting kids down time is just gone
Me: Yeah, I've got a gut feeling you won't be working out as much as you used to anymore
Landed this on my six year old yesterday
Looks like the trash men are outside arguing. How do you know Dad? I just heard one of them yell this job is garbage!
Lost on him. But I have been laughing fir a day
Fir-nature.
My 5 year old told this at dinner. Either she heard it somewhere or I need to enroll her in Comedy school. What's the verdict?
Turns out, theyβre all bark and no bite.
