It's called Punfound, on android and ios. Check it out!
Think, I'll need a COACH
I though it was an odd expression
In our house It's really causing some division
...but I keep finding all of these MSGs in my fortune cookies.
It's call Purcolator.
Duclawwwwwwwww
Edit: **Pizza Planet. Coffee had not kicked in yet.
and calling it Tailor Swift
Through a mono-log.
T.Hanks
Because it was all bottled up.
It’s all the rage.
And that’s why we have a song called “Light my Friar”.
It’ll be called Gyp-Prose
Colleague reading menu: "What's a caper?"
Me: "It's halfway between a shenanigan and a scheme."
They always made him put their carrion overhead.
her: my fortune cookie doesn't have a fortune in it
me: ohh no, that's unfortunate
"Sure we've had lo-mein but have you ever tried hi-mein?"
So I dyed my hair fire engine super bright red. I come into work the next day and my dad, who works with me, sees it. He looks at my hair for a moment and then asks: "So is this how you express yourself?" Taken aback I answer "I guess, yea it's one way" "Well, you must be very angry with yourself" chuckles at his own joke, and walks away.
So during Communion at church today, one line was moving faster that the other to get the host to eat. My dad walked into that line. When we were both back in our seats i said, "Took the express lane huh?" which he responds with, "Yeah, 10 sins or less"
