Panda Express Puns

A list of puns related to "Panda Express"

Hey y'all, I thought Panda Express didn't have MSG in it...

...but I keep finding all of these MSGs in my fortune cookies.

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👤︎ u/FootballerJoeMontana
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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My girlfriend was eating panda express

her: my fortune cookie doesn't have a fortune in it

me: ohh no, that's unfortunate

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👤︎ u/jazzy2424
📅︎ Jan 05 2016
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Overheard at Panda Express

"Sure we've had lo-mein but have you ever tried hi-mein?"

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👤︎ u/cs0290
📅︎ Oct 15 2015
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The person running the drive-thru was a bit hard of hearing...

We were getting some food from Panda Express, and the lady kept getting our orders horribly wrong. After we finally pulled up to the window, my dad turned to me and said:

"Trying to order food from here is PANDA-monium!"

I just facepalmed while he cracked up.

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👤︎ u/EpicOaky
📅︎ Jan 11 2014
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