You cannot escape from spiders
They have a World Wide Web!
Where can you buy quick escapes?
Today I saw a prison guard berating a dwarf inmate who was trying to escape by climbing down a drainpipe.
I thought it was a little condescending.
Prisoner: "I'm sorry I tried to escape. "
Guard: "I'm not mad. Just very disappointed. "
REMEMBER KIDS....NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN.
Escape
A blonde, brunette and a red head escape from prison. While running across a field they hear the guards coming and being tired, the red head suggested hiding in some potato sacks they found.
When the guards reached the sacks one kicked the bag containing the red head, she went meow meow. "Just a sack of kittens" said the guard. Then he kicked the brunettes bag, she went woof woof. "Just a bag of puppies". Lastly he kicked the blondes bag and she went potato potato.
Officer: how did the hacker escape?
Me: I dunno, he ransomware
The man was finally about to escape prison when he realised he forgot something. He ran back and grabbed acne cream. Why?
What do you say to applaud the vermin that managed to escape the breakfast porridge?
Imagine you're in a pitch dark room and you have no idea how to escape.
Prisoner - I am sorry. I tried to escape
Guard - I am not mad. I am just.....disappointed.
Moral - DONT LET YIUR GUARD DOWN
I watched a dwarf escape from prison today. As he climbed down the fence, he smirked at me.
I thought to myself, "Hmmm, that's a little condescending."
A midget escaped from prison by using bed sheets tied together and scaled down the outside wall. He left a note detailing his escape plan, highlighting the prison guards stupidity and incompetence.
The Warden said "he's a little condescending"
How did the computer hackers escape?
I was just trying to enjoy a day out on the lake. No matter where you are, you can never escape the puns.
Why did Karen press Shift-Control-Escape on her PC?
She wanted to see the Task Manager.
No escape from Realy tea..
What do you call a fortune telling dwarf who escapes from prison?
Did you hear the one about the ice cube’s great escape from the freezer?
You could say it was a well thawed out plan.
“Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?”
“No idea, they just ransomware.”
We should call Ctrl + Shift + Escape shortcut on windows the "Karen shortcut"
Cause it lets you speak to Task Manager
So how did you escape Iraq?
2 crazy men were trying to escape from a mental facility...
but the only way out was from the roof. They got up there, before realizing they didn’t have any rope. One guy says, “Oh yeah! I’ve got a flashlight! Ill point it to the ground and you can climb down the beam.” The other guy says, “What, am I crazy? I’d get half way down and you’d turn it off!”
What happens when a panda escapes the zoo?
How did the man escape the Middle East?
How did the panda escape the hunter?
What do you call a dwarven convict who can talk to spirits and escape prison?
To escape the Coronavirus, I wish I’d had time to isolate myself on Noman.
Microwaving a TV dinner without opening the package to allow steam to escape is the best way to cook it!
It will be bursting with flavor!
Some filmmakers were secretly trying to murder the lead actor in a low-budget flick, but he got wind of the plot and managed to escape. They took the existing footage and shopped it to different producers, but it was roundly rejected by everyone for the same reason.
I can’t see an end, I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape – I don’t even have a home anymore!
Definitely time for a new keyboard...
Prisoner: "I am sorry, I tried to escape."
Guard: "I'm not mad, just disappointed."
(Remember kids, never let your guard down)
The man was finally about to escape prison when he realised he forgot something. He ran back and grabbed acne cream. Why?
"Officer, how did the hacker you were following, escape ?"
"Don't know he just ransomware"
Did you here about the dwarf climbing over the wall to escape prison?
He fell!
It was a little condescending.
What do you call a Psychic Dwarf that recently escapes from a federal prison?
"Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?"
"No idea, they just ransomware."
So how did you escape Iraq?
What do you call a gnome with ESP that escapes from prison?
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