I really struggled with 2020 all year. Sadly, at the end of it...
What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it
What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?
To prove he was right, the "flat earther" walked to the end of the Earth
He eventually came around
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
2020 can’t end
Because we’d be admitting 2021.
It doesn’t matter if you’re tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor, at the end of the day....
What starts with 'O' and ends with 'nions' and sometimes make you cry?
We CANNOT let this year end.
Cos then we will be admitting 2021.
But then again, we can't just skip 2021. Cos the next year is 2022.
The pessimist sees a dark tunnel. The optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel. The realist sees a freight train.
The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
Why is everyone depressed and ready for the year to end?
Because 2021.
I hope this is OC. Havent looked though.
What’s a microscopic dead end street?
What starts with a W and ends with a T.
There is a group of people that always ends things...
How did the Easter Bunny end up in Santa's sleigh?
Goldilocks, running from the 3 bears, finds herself in a dead end with nothing but a bag of ice. Papa bear is Drunk and scary. What happens next?
A Goldy-smack with a cold sack in a cul de sac, which is more than a bear with beer could bare.
The Trump Presidency didn't end with a bang...
How do chickens end there shift’s
Some guy on a tractor keeps driving past my house shouting, “THE END IS NIGH!!! THE END IS NIGH!!!”
It might be farmer Geddon.
If all social media came to an end
It would be post apocalyptic
Did you know that if you took the Eiffel Tower apart and laid each piece end to end...
you could go to jail for a very long time?
Soccer coach to newbie: "Basically, you kick this ball down the field and try to get it into that big net at the end."
"That's the goal at least."
In a field with lots of sheep and lambs roaming around, a giant wolf appeared and swallowed whole a baby lamb. The lamb whined and yelped nonstop for hours on end. After a while the wolf started getting sick, and yet the lamb yelped and whined ever louder.
Finally the wolf died and the baby lamb walked out of the wolf and rejoined it’s momma in the flock of sheep. Turns out the wolf died of internal bleating.
All credit goes to my coworker.
A rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says says, “Get out. We don’t serve rope in here.” So the rope goes out, cuts itself in two before tying the two sections together. It then pulls out a comb and combs its ends. The rope then walks back into the bar.
The bartender says, “Hey! Aren’t you the rope that I just threw out?”
The rope replied, “No. I’m a frayed knot.”
I meet guy with a deer on the end of each arm.
And this is the way it ends
The U.K. lockdown is going to end...
What does a robot do at the end of a one-night stand?
He nuts and bolts!
Edit: wow! My first Silver. You guys are amazing.
What starts with P and ends with ORN?
We should have known this year was gonna suck. We were never gonna end the year as winners. The writing was on the wall. At the end of the year, we should have known we'd be facing the truth-
I just realized nothing starts with "n" and ends with "g"
I secretly don't want 2020 the end..
Because then it'd mean 2021.
Only this morning I learned my high end toaster isn't waterproof
I saw the post about not wanting 2020 to end as it would mean that 2021...
but I am just worried that two years later, nothing will change and it will be still be the same as 2022...
What starts with P and ends with ORN, and is the best part of the movie industry?
Spend your last dollar on a $0.98 lottery ticket and see what you end up with.
That's just my two cents.
So that would make this a "dead" end then?
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
DAD: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
SON: Envelope.
We can't let this year end!
Because that will mean 2021
Don’t worry if you’re tall or skinny or rich or poor. And the end of the day...
What starts, ends, and has T in the middle?
What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?
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