A list of puns related to "Endive"
OP: I’m a fan of the whole little leaf catalog! Love the deep cuts on Live in Romaine; they get right to the heart of it
Wife: Lettuce catalog? What even is this?
OP: And the emotion behind the vocals on “Lettuce Be” are just wilting
OP: Love the guitar solo on “license to Kale” goes off like a Wild Rocket
OP: And when Kravitz joined them in ‘97 for “Arugula go my way”!!! That was just spicy
Other dad: Now you’re just having too much fun
Wife: you are literally going to get hidden with one more
OP: I really am
Wife: Don’t make me leave this chat.
OP: But who would want this fun to endive?
Wife: Last warning, Seriously
(Quick, I need more! I may be sleeping on the couch tonight, but at least I’ll be able to admire our Frisée in the living room)
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