I used to read pirated editions of J.R.R. Tolkien.

It was a bad Hobbit.

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Pi Day Special Edition Dad Joke

The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference...

He ate too much pi.

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I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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The local paper ran a front page article about offering a large print edition to be more accessible.

Apparently it was big news.

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Minecraft Bedrock Edition
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Minecraft Pocket Edition
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B.C. edition
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Special edition release
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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What’s the Christmas edition of the alphabet called?

Noel

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Dad jokes: Bill Clinton edition

http://i.imgur.com/21o0HqV.png

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2014
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Dabs of Paint: Dad Edition imgur.com/a/bOHFY
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Pun finding help: immigration edition

If you have any ideas about puns involving the terms immigration attorney, immigration and customs enforcement/ICE, and puns about immigration detention that would be amazing.

You guys are immigreat, thanks so much!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2017
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Dad Joke: LOTR Edition
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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dadjoked my girlfriend: 2nd coming edition

Girlfriend sent a text to tell me her bus was late.

GF: Jesus Christ just got out at University St.

Me: Wow! Did he heal any lepers or anything?

GF: There should have been a period after Christ.

Me: There is! It's called A.D.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2014
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Dad Joke, graduate school edition

I recently got accepted into Virginia Tech's graduate program. For those who don't know, their mascot is the "Hokie". This past Sunday, Dad looks at me and states, "Well at least they have a really well known fight song." "Um...I'm not sure what it is, haven't heard it yet." He then proceeds to start singing the Hokie Pokie, and begins laughing hysterically, to the groan of the whole family.

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I'm going to make a great dad, Pokemon Go edition.

I just hit my girlfriend with this (http://imgur.com/noziMVQ).

Me: "Ahhh there's a lure going at Antico's!" (local pizza place)

Her: "I want a lure"

Me: "Don't worry babe you definitely have allure"

Her: "silence"

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1001 Dad Jokes: 5th edition
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'1001 Dad Jokes 5th Edition'

A proud new father sits down with his dad to have a drink.

"Well son, now that you have a son of your own its time I gave you something."

"Dad you dont mea-"

"Yes I do. You've earned it." Says the father as he passes a copy of '1001 Dad Jokes 5th Edition' to the son.

"Dad I dont know what to say...I'm honored."

"Hi honored," Replies the father. "I'm dad."

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Dad Joke, yoga edition
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2014
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/r/dadjokes: Rob Ford edition imgur.com/7cTOLJw
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Super Bowl Edition

Dad: Since the Seahawks came out to U2 music they will win.

Me: Wal-Mart had four copies of the Joshua Tree on vinyl. What a waste.

Dad: I'll buy one tomorrow... with or without you.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2015
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A Chinese New Year Salutation: dadjoke edition.

In honour of the year of the horse:

Kung 'neigh' fat choi!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2014
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Happy Holidays Edition

I was over at a friend's house a couple of weeks ago when his dad stopped by. I've had this friend for twenty years, and his father knew me since I was a wee lad. All of the Christmas decorations are strewn through the neighborhood, including my friends neighbors house whose yard is filled with these 4 foot tall wrapped Christmas gifts adorned with colorful lights. My friend's dad looked out the window and saw the boxes. "Say, your neighbors left some pretty big presents out in the yard." My friend replies, "You should take 'em, save money on your. Christmas shopping." His dad instantly says, "They might be too big to fit in my car. Although, they do look pretty...light."

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Office Edition

Coworker: Anyone have a hole punch?

Me: Sorry, best I can do is a half-punch.

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