I meant to cross post it but I don’t know why I cannot cross post so here is the screenshot version
While watching Harry Potter once, I said to my Dad “I wonder what the Hogwarts version of a dirty magazine would be” as Harry was rooting through his chest of things.
Without skipping a beat he said “Whorelocks.”
People were creeped out by the backwards version of Fur Elise coming out of Beethoven's grave
Turns out he was just decomposing.
What do you call the christian version of the A-Team?
I am reading this article that compares all the different versions of The Bible.
There is a lot of cross referencing.
Now everyone’s head Shakespeare, but I grew up in a sanitarium so I think the versions got mixed up
I always learned it this way:
“TB or not TB
That is the congestion
Consumption be done about it?
Of cough of cough”
First post here... the first world problems version of a STRAY ROCKET 🚀
I bought audiobook version of Encyclopedia Britannica
Happy New Year! Remember kids, you need to make some good resolutions to become a better version of yourself.
If you don’t, they’ll just go in one year and right out the other.
Where do shortened versions of movies go to play with each other?
Batman from the 60s was the best version ngl
What do you call a smaller version of a chair?
Itsy Bitsy Spider — Dad version
Use this nursery rhyme to play "scary/gross monster" with your tyke:
"The itsy bitsy spider climbed into Mia's mouth
Down to her ears and crawling in and out!
Out through her nose and tickled with her legs,
She made Mia sneeze her brains to scrambled eggs!
achoo splat bleah"
Substitute $name for Mia.
Spider hand chases while Dad reclines on bed. Tyke busily baits and counterattacks.
I dunno whether this qualifies as a Dad joke, but my wife hated it until she saw how much my daughter liked it. I feel like that fits the spirit of Dadness. For maximum results, send your wife the poem first.
I have just found the Catholic version of pay per view.
Kissing someone is human version of accepting germs and conditions
The Minecraft fishing rod enchantment ‘Lure’ is just its version of the enchantment ‘Efficiency’.
Or rather, E-fish-in-sea.
I read a press release from Heinz saying: "We will never make a Bolognese version of our Alphabetti Spaghetti.
I thought, Blimey. They don't mince their words.
Disney is releasing a version of Tangled with an alternate ending where Rapunzel's hair isn't chopped off at the end.
They're calling it the Uncut Edition.
Why was 6 scared of 5? (different version)
Because 5 fought 3, 2 and won.
Has anyone seen the British version of Moana?
There are rumors that Tesla is considering on a stretched, three row version of their Model X SUV. The project is on Musk's desk waiting for a decision on whether to go forward.
Their next car is Elon gated.
My first dad joke here (shortened version)
Rowan Atkinson is travelling through mexico , decides to have lunch at a local restaurant. He orders a burrito . when full Rowan still has a little bit of food left on his plate , he takes his plate up to the waitress and says "that is the nicest burrito I've ever had, thank you"
The waitress points at Tthe left over food and says
" but you missed a bean"
Did you hear they came up with a new version of tennis?
They're calling it elevennis.
I picked up a U2 version of Monopoly at a garage sale.
It's rubbish. The streets have no name.
What do you say when you see / had seen a pirate version of saw holding a frozen buzzsaw on a piece of playground equipment?
I see/saw sea saw on a seesaw, with an icy saw
12 year old daughter singing her revised version of “Creep” by Radiohead...
“I’m a creek. I’m a riverrrrrrrr.”
They're making a longer version of Magic Mike.
It's called Magical Michael.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
What do you call the girl version of Ironman?
A hot actress tried out for my play. She spoke the archaic version of "your" beautifully...
There's a holographic version of Pablo Escobar touring the world he tried to sell me a G, but I declined...
I knew it would just be a hollow gram.
Someone told me they made a porn version of "The Invisible Man"...
...I did NOT see that coming!
Why Did France Send Such a Large and Heavy Version of the Statue of Liberty to the USA?
Because it violated their statue of limitations.
What is the Soviet Union version of a Grammar Nazi?
What's the redneck version of tinder?
Inocense is thinking "pound town" is the british version of a thrift shop.
McDonald's tried to create a beef version of the McRib, but failed.
Hopefully, they learned from their McSteaks.
I just read a long article comparing the different versions of the Bible.
There was a lot of cross referencing.
I just read a long scholarly article that compares the different versions of the Bible.
Turns out there is a lot of Cross referencing.
I just wrote an article trying to compare different versions of The Bible.
There was a lot of Cross referencing.
I recently wrote an article comparing the different versions of the Bible.
Turns out there was a lot of cross referencing.
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