I meant to cross post it but I don’t know why I cannot cross post so here is the screenshot version
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πŸ‘€︎ u/idk2214
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While watching Harry Potter once, I said to my Dad β€œI wonder what the Hogwarts version of a dirty magazine would be” as Harry was rooting through his chest of things.

Without skipping a beat he said β€œWhorelocks.”

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People were creeped out by the backwards version of Fur Elise coming out of Beethoven's grave

Turns out he was just decomposing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrs_Ross
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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What do you call the christian version of the A-Team?

The A-Men

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scatman_24
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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I am reading this article that compares all the different versions of The Bible.

There is a lot of cross referencing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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Now everyone’s head Shakespeare, but I grew up in a sanitarium so I think the versions got mixed up

I always learned it this way: β€œTB or not TB That is the congestion Consumption be done about it? Of cough of cough”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mindful_dodger
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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First post here... the first world problems version of a STRAY ROCKET πŸš€
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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A barrel o' puns. (Blank version at end) reddit.com/gallery/l8axkr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fishshake
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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I bought audiobook version of Encyclopedia Britannica

It speaks volumes to me

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Happy New Year! Remember kids, you need to make some good resolutions to become a better version of yourself.

If you don’t, they’ll just go in one year and right out the other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RhaenSyth
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Where do shortened versions of movies go to play with each other?

A trailer park.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllArePunished
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Batman from the 60s was the best version ngl
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πŸ‘€︎ u/piano_043
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What do you call a smaller version of a chair?

A Miniature

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πŸ‘€︎ u/premdaiya16
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Itsy Bitsy Spider β€” Dad version

Use this nursery rhyme to play "scary/gross monster" with your tyke:

"The itsy bitsy spider climbed into Mia's mouth
Down to her ears and crawling in and out!
Out through her nose and tickled with her legs,
She made Mia sneeze her brains to scrambled eggs!

achoo splat bleah"

Substitute $name for Mia.

Spider hand chases while Dad reclines on bed. Tyke busily baits and counterattacks.

I dunno whether this qualifies as a Dad joke, but my wife hated it until she saw how much my daughter liked it. I feel like that fits the spirit of Dadness. For maximum results, send your wife the poem first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeoLittlebook
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I have just found the Catholic version of pay per view.

The pay per see.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnykelly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Kissing someone is human version of accepting germs and conditions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TickleLife
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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The Minecraft fishing rod enchantment β€˜Lure’ is just its version of the enchantment β€˜Efficiency’.

Or rather, E-fish-in-sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VGMemeBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I read a press release from Heinz saying: "We will never make a Bolognese version of our Alphabetti Spaghetti.

I thought, Blimey. They don't mince their words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Disney is releasing a version of Tangled with an alternate ending where Rapunzel's hair isn't chopped off at the end.

They're calling it the Uncut Edition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geodude532
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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Why was 6 scared of 5? (different version)

Because 5 fought 3, 2 and won.

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Has anyone seen the British version of Moana?

Johanna

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingpotato28
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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There are rumors that Tesla is considering on a stretched, three row version of their Model X SUV. The project is on Musk's desk waiting for a decision on whether to go forward.

Their next car is Elon gated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrenlex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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My first dad joke here (shortened version)

Rowan Atkinson is travelling through mexico , decides to have lunch at a local restaurant. He orders a burrito . when full Rowan still has a little bit of food left on his plate , he takes his plate up to the waitress and says "that is the nicest burrito I've ever had, thank you" The waitress points at Tthe left over food and says " but you missed a bean"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Creative_Mud
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Did you hear they came up with a new version of tennis?

They're calling it elevennis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReignOfTerror
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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I picked up a U2 version of Monopoly at a garage sale.

It's rubbish. The streets have no name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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What do you say when you see / had seen a pirate version of saw holding a frozen buzzsaw on a piece of playground equipment?

I see/saw sea saw on a seesaw, with an icy saw

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12 year old daughter singing her revised version of β€œCreep” by Radiohead...

β€œI’m a creek. I’m a riverrrrrrrr.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cahalenta
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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They're making a longer version of Magic Mike.

It's called Magical Michael.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zakadactyl
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?

Pita Parker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barcosbarcos
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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What do you call the girl version of Ironman?

(Fe)male

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amethhead
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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A hot actress tried out for my play. She spoke the archaic version of "your" beautifully...

She had nice "thy"s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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There's a holographic version of Pablo Escobar touring the world he tried to sell me a G, but I declined...

I knew it would just be a hollow gram.

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Someone told me they made a porn version of "The Invisible Man"...

...I did NOT see that coming!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Why Did France Send Such a Large and Heavy Version of the Statue of Liberty to the USA?

Because it violated their statue of limitations.

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What is the Soviet Union version of a Grammar Nazi?

A ,rade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrikamiPanio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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What's the redneck version of tinder?

ancestry.com

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnew001
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Inocense is thinking "pound town" is the british version of a thrift shop.

Too bad?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MirthaLegrandIsOp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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McDonald's tried to create a beef version of the McRib, but failed.

Hopefully, they learned from their McSteaks.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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I just read a long article comparing the different versions of the Bible.

There was a lot of cross referencing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I just read a long scholarly article that compares the different versions of the Bible.

Turns out there is a lot of Cross referencing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I just wrote an article trying to compare different versions of The Bible.

There was a lot of Cross referencing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I recently wrote an article comparing the different versions of the Bible.

Turns out there was a lot of cross referencing.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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