Have you heard of the drummer that became an author?

I heard he uses a lot of cymbalisms in his works

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
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My favorite holiday drink is the Little Drummer Boy...

It's one part rum, three parts pum.

(A favorite of mine from Tim Seidell)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/metermind
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna1 Anna2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mpschmidtlein
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What happened when the drummer re-recorded his drum solo?

There were repercussions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayingMantis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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The best drummers are short guys who live in the city

They're metro gnomes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrkirby
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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A drummer got a tattoo of a drum kit on himself

It was very cymbalic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shooception
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Why don’t drummers come out of retirement?

Too many repercussions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdolsa
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What did the drummer name his 4 daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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When the original drummer of the Beatles left the band...

All Best were off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/behold_the_man
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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How is the worst drummer in Asia called?

They're called No Thai Ming!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeszzAvrenite
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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What did the drummer call his twin sons?

Tom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flazdude
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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If a drummer comes out of retirement...

If a drummer comes out of retirement, will there be repercussions?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capngloval
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Why do drummers make terrible couch salespeople?

They charge per cushion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/errsta
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Why was the drummer arrested for emoji abuse?

He kept hitting the cymbals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/errsta
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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What’s a drummers favorite vegetable?

Beets!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LamisIsGood
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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A drummer and her husband just had triplets. Their names?

Anna I. Anna II. Anna I, II, III.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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What is the drummer’s favorite veggie?

It’s the beet yo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banhgiaygio
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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What does the drummer father call his twin daughters?

And-a one, and-a two

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AngelaSucksAtLife
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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What happened when the drummer broke the rules?

He suffered the re-percussions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BisexualPangolin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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How do you catch a drummer?

You put out a snare!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sgt_PoopyMan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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A drummer I know asked me if I wanted to sing in his band.

I told him he could count me in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrgeekXD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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What is a drummer's favorite food
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thathumsnbean
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WholiganSD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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WHat happens if you forget to record the drummer?

There will be repercussions!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tobpe93
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Did you know Def Leppard's drummer makes the best Thanksgiving guest?

He only ever needs one drumstick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kbdekker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Why can’t drummers tell jokes timing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sum1said
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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What did the drummer call his twin baby girls?

Anna1 Anna2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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I was going to make a joke about drummers but, um,

tsss!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brightwhiteboxes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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What did the drummer name his triplets daughter?

Da-Dum Tish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilCuntBoyXD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Why do drummers feet tire before their hands?

Because their feet are constantly working, making Toe Jam...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bad11ama
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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How do you know a drummer is knocking on your door?

It keeps getting faster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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What do you call a drummer who talks too much?

A drag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soviet_Salt_Miner
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scooby_dyver
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna One....Anna Two

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MitchellOfficial
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbird221
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1 Anna 2

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What did the drummer call his two twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/REPOST_STRANGLER
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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What did the drummer name his twin girls?

...Anna 1... Anna 2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tr8orst8x3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Did you hear about the drummer who decided to name all his daughters the same name?

Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MusicianNerd26
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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What did the drummer call his daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquishedGremlin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Did you hear about the drummer who had twin daughters? He named them...

Anna 1, Anna 2.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iPackVegetables
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Did you know about the drummer of that successful band?

He was instrumental for the band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kimda4
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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What did the drummer call his twin baby daughters?

Anna1 Anna2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BumBumTheSheep
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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My friend is a drummer who recently had quadruplets and named them all the same....

Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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