Have you heard of the drummer that became an author?
I heard he uses a lot of cymbalisms in his works
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My favorite holiday drink is the Little Drummer Boy...
It's one part rum, three parts pum.
(A favorite of mine from Tim Seidell)
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
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What happened when the drummer re-recorded his drum solo?
There were repercussions.
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The best drummers are short guys who live in the city
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A drummer got a tattoo of a drum kit on himself
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Why donβt drummers come out of retirement?
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What did the drummer name his 4 daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4
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When the original drummer of the Beatles left the band...
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How is the worst drummer in Asia called?
They're called No Thai Ming!
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︎ Jul 31 2020
What did the drummer call his twin sons?
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If a drummer comes out of retirement...
If a drummer comes out of retirement, will there be repercussions?
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Why do drummers make terrible couch salespeople?
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Why was the drummer arrested for emoji abuse?
He kept hitting the cymbals
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︎ Jul 01 2020
Whatβs a drummers favorite vegetable?
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A drummer and her husband just had triplets. Their names?
Anna I. Anna II. Anna I, II, III.
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What is the drummerβs favorite veggie?
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What does the drummer father call his twin daughters?
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︎ Feb 28 2020
What happened when the drummer broke the rules?
He suffered the re-percussions.
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︎ Aug 02 2019
How do you catch a drummer?
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︎ Aug 26 2019
A drummer I know asked me if I wanted to sing in his band.
I told him he could count me in.
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What is a drummer's favorite food
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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
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WHat happens if you forget to record the drummer?
There will be repercussions!
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Did you know Def Leppard's drummer makes the best Thanksgiving guest?
He only ever needs one drumstick.
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Why canβt drummers tell jokes timing
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︎ Jul 15 2019
What did the drummer call his twin baby girls?
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︎ Mar 25 2019
I was going to make a joke about drummers but, um,
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What did the drummer name his triplets daughter?
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Why do drummers feet tire before their hands?
Because their feet are constantly working, making Toe Jam...
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How do you know a drummer is knocking on your door?
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What do you call a drummer who talks too much?
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︎ Oct 11 2018
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
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What did the drummer call his two twin daughters?
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︎ Sep 12 2018
What did the drummer name his twin girls?
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Did you hear about the drummer who decided to name all his daughters the same name?
Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4.
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︎ May 24 2019
What did the drummer call his daughters?
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︎ Oct 07 2018
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
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Did you hear about the drummer who had twin daughters? He named them...
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︎ Feb 25 2019
Did you know about the drummer of that successful band?
He was instrumental for the band.
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What did the drummer call his twin baby daughters?
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My friend is a drummer who recently had quadruplets and named them all the same....
Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4.
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