Why can’t drummers tell jokes timing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sum1said
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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I was going to make a joke about drummers but, um,

tsss!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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Drummer In The Band Had A Clever Joke

The band I'm in was setting up for an outdoor gig in the heat of the late summer afternoon. The drummer (an old guy) said, "Time to pick up my biggest fan!" He strolled over to his car and grabbed a box fan and set it up near his drum set.

I can't believe I took him seriously for a minute.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2015
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna One....Anna Two

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MitchellOfficial
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Dad joked by the Decemberists.

I attended a Decemberists concert this evening. Before the encore, the drummer, John, insisted that he tell us a joke.

"Did you hear about the pig who had a cut on his leg? Yeah, his friend came by and asked, 'Would you like me to get you some OINK-ment?'"

The only sound that followed was that of myself clapping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aMightyWizard
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2015
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Told my dad about /r/dadjokes...

I was on the phone with my dad tonight and telling him about this subreddit in response to something he had said. He started spouting jokes at me like rapid fire.

Dad: You know what would happen if the bassist from Led Zeppelin went on tour with the drummer of the Beatles?

Me: I dunn-....

Dad: They'd be John Paul Jones & Ringo!! You know who the hillbilly was that discovered the Beatles?

Me: Who?

Dad: Buddy Epstein [Buddy Ebsen/Brian Epstein]!!! Who was the first Beatle to orbit the earth three times?

Me: Oh, my God...John Glennon?

Dad: See? You should post those to your forum! These are all winners, here!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SarcasticVoyage
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2013
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What did the drummer call his two twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/REPOST_STRANGLER
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