The Muppets teamed up with NASA to name a newly discovered celestial object.
Upon its first sighting, the Jim Henson Company issued a press release, "Comet Defrog here."
I'm pretty sure that The Muppet Show is not unscripted
It always seems like someone is pulling the strings
What was the name of that one promiscuous muppet that looked like Dracula?
You don’t know? Well, it’s the thot that counts.
An homage to a one-time teen star suspended from the Muppet*Vision ceiling, Disney World
What do you get when you mix Ozzy Osbourne with a muppet?
Fozzie Osbourne.
Why shouldn’t muppets date each other?
They can never stay Kermited.
'To Morrow', from The Muppet Show youtube.com/watch?v=JEilP…
A farmer said to me “I have 68 sheep. Can you help round them up for me?”
I said sure. 70.
If James Hetfield officiated a wedding between Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy.....
He would be the Pastor of Muppets
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
About halfway!
Note: Shamelessly stolen from the Muppet Movie.
My dad was very upset when our bunnies escaped.
It’s his worst fear - hare loss.
Future wife wears support socks.
Future wife was getting ready for work and put on these socks that I hadn't seen before. I asked what they were and she said they were supportive socks... I immediately grabbed one out of her drawer and put it on my hand like a sock puppet and spoke with a high-pitched muppet voice.
Puppet: You look nice today.
Puppet: You're going to have a great day.
Puppet: You can do it!
Her: What are you doing?
Puppet: Being supportive.
Me: <laughs>
Her: Oh my God.How would Kermit and Ms Piggy get married?
Pastor of Muppets, pulling the strings...
