The Vicar Puns

A list of puns related to "The Vicar"

I was in church the other day and the vicar was pointing his finger going "Pew, pew, pew". I asked him if he was pretending to fire a laser pistol or something...

He said "Nope, just counting the seats".

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👤︎ u/slatersays22
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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I went to what I thought was a christening but halfway through the vicar tipped a load of pish tasting lager over the poor baby.

Turns out he was being fostered.

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👤︎ u/ElMel77
📅︎ Feb 02 2020
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What did the vicar use for his vegetable patch?

Lettuce spray.

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👤︎ u/cantcontrol12
📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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In an announcement to coincide with International Women's Day, the Church of England has announced a drive to increase the number of female vicars...

They want to decrease the gender pray gap

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👤︎ u/cybot2001
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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The vicar's ice-cream was full of chocolate fish...

It was his sundae school.

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👤︎ u/TheAnagramancer
📅︎ Oct 03 2018
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As a youngster, I used to spend a lot of time dressed as a choir boy helping the local Vicar prepare the communion table.
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👤︎ u/sub273
📅︎ Mar 07 2018
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