Last night I was dreaming I was swing in a ocean of Fanta...
but turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
What do you drink while dreaming?
A man bursts into his therapist's office and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"
The therapist looked up from his paperwork and said, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."
My friend sits around all day dreaming of making bread.
I slept horribly. I kept dreaming I was a Catalytic Converter.
I keep dreaming this horse is trying to kill me.
Just woke up in a cold sweat after dreaming I was floating in an Ocean of Orange Soda.
Then I realized it was just a Fanta Sea.
Last night, I kept dreaming that I've written "The Lord of the Rings."
My wife said I've been Tolkien in my sleep.
Doctor, I keep dreaming I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam. What's wrong?
That's easy, you're two tents.
I think my wife was dreaming she was a snore-boarder.
My fiancé is possibly going to give birth today and for months she’s been saying and dreaming about giving birth today.
I just hope it isn’t today, because otherwise that’s another thing she’s right about.
I keep dreaming about bad Indian food.
It's a recurrying nightmare.
Last night I had a dream that I ate a 50 lb marshmallow.
This morning I woke up and my pillow was gone.
Today is the 13th anniversary of my father passing and this was my favorite joke that he used to tell. Enjoy.
I dream to be this commenter one day.
I've landed my dream job at the guillotine factory...
Will beheading there tomorrow.
We just bought our new dream house and as I was showing our daughter around for the first time, she asked excitedly, "What's upstairs!?" I chuckled and replied, "Awwwww sweetie...."
From my 7 yr just now: Dad, last night I dreamed I was swimming in orange soda.
Turns out it was just a Fanta-sea.
Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
I dreamed I met a long snake-like fish who had been knighted by the queen.
What did Mariah Carey say when her boyfriend bought her an undeveloped property so they could build their dream house?
I don’t want a lot for Christmas.
I still dream about the time in my life when I used to sniff glue. It was many years ago now.
But that sort of thing stick in your mind.
My wife and I are finally fulfilling my lifelong dream of visiting The Golden Gate in person.
She said, “What would you do when you finally see it?”
I said, “I’ll cross the bridge when I get there.”
A wet dream is actually a dream cum true
I finally got my dream job at the guillotine factory
I’ll beheading there shortly
Edit: Thanks for the silver. My first ever award!
When You Dream
When you dream in color, is it a pigment of your imagination?
A man decides to fulfill his lifelong dream of owning a horse, and goes to a local breeder
Not having much knowledge of the animals, he asks the owner to show him around and tell him about different breeds. "Sure, let's go," says the owner, and brings him over to the paddocks.
"So a lot depends on what you want the animal for," he says, and gestures to a powerful stallion running laps. "Over there, you've got your Type A horse: strong, fast, and a little unpredictable, but great if you want to get somewhere in a hurry."
"I think that'd be a little much for me," the man says, and the owner nods, then brings him over to see a mare quietly chomping at some hay in the shade. "This is a Type B horse - tends to be quiet and they're good companions, but not much for doing work."
The man pauses to think about what he wants the animal for, then looks over at a nearby pond and sees a horse swimming and diving over and over again. "What the heck is that one doing?" he asks the owner. "Oh, him? That's a C horse."
My wife sent me a heartwarming text that read, “If you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing, send me your smile. If you're eating, send me a bite. If you're drinking, send me a sip. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you!”
I replied, “I'm on the toilet, please advise…”
I had a terrible dream where I was being chased by a female horse after sunset.
Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
A man who loved to catch butterflies married the woman of his dreams:
My kid dreams of one day living in the attic.
Had a dream yesterday. It was year 2021, There was a new pandemic of stomach flu...
We all had to wear diapers and we quickly recognised that masks in 2020 were not that bad.
I dreamed of becoming a professional fisherman
But I found out that I couldn't live on my net income
My dream of becoming the first professional boxer/pirate were crushed....
The boxing commission said my right hook was illegal.
I had this crazy dream where I was completely weightless...
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
I've always dreamed of an ocean filled entirely with orange soda.
Next month, I’m going to fulfill my lifelong dream of seeing The Golden Gate in San Francisco in person.
My wife said, “What are you going to do when you finally see it?”
Me: I’ll cross that bridge when I get there.
After being holed up in the house due to Covid, my wife has started having this weird nightmare that our house is made of celery.
Doctors are calling it stalk home syndrome.
Edit: You folks are way too generous. Thanks a lot.
I had a dream where I thought I was in a trigonometric function of an angle...
A patient bursts into his therapist's office and shouts, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming that I'm trapped in a deck of cards!"
The therapist turns from his current patient and says, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."
Patient to therapist: "Doc, I keep dreaming of a wigwam; then a teepee. Then a wigwam, then a teepee."
Therapist: "Obviously, you're just two tents."
I couldn't sleep last night because I kept dreaming about engines..
I had this dream, where I was floating in this ocean made up of orange soda
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea
Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
Today I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram
I had a dream that I was a muffler last night
I had a dream I was a muffler last night.
Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
I had a strange dream last night that I was a muffler.
Dreamed I Was a Muffler Last Night
Last night I had a dream that I ate a twenty pound marshmallow.
I woke up this morning and my pillow was gone.
I had a dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow
When I woke up my pillow was gone
I had a dream that I was a muffler
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
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