Brief case
free of charge.
πΆ"Give me three forks,
Give me three forks sweetie,
Give me three forks from the drawer.
Give me three forks,
Give me three forks baby,
And I won't ask you for four." π΅
I heard my girlfriend from the kitchen say "Ow!"
I walked in and said "what happened?"
She said pointed to a drawer handle and said "I knee'd this"
I said, "Well, I can get you more"
I connected them all, but it turned out to be a waist of time.
It was dreadful.
It just feels nice to have all this power.
That's armoire
I just want her to come clean.
Because the steaks were high.
A bureau cat
I asked did she find a pair
She said "No,only apples"
And someone who paints cars is a carpenter.
Itβs a high steaks situation.
Son: letβs do so...!
...done!
Now, where is my reward?
Dad: ...
All you can screw.
Actual dadjoke by my father.
Because he was too shelf-ish.
When my boss asked for my emergency contacts, I told him to open my drawer.
it will be my great sockrifice
Got down with the sock mess
Clothes.
http://i.imgur.com/EDbzzlW.jpg
There was a facebook post saying, "Everyone seems to have one of those drawers in their house where they just put all the random stuff that doesn't belong anywhere else. Post a picture of your junk drawer!"
So my dad took a picture of a pair of his boxers and posted it with the caption, "Here are the drawers where I keep my junk."
so I put all my socks into an old poster tube. Now all I have are tube socks!
Absolutely belting.
I just want her to come clean.
