Top Drawer Puns

Because the steaks were high.

http://i.imgur.com/EDbzzlW.jpg

Absolutely belting.

Because he might Pikachu!

I used to get to do these all the times. When the drawer got stuck I would wrestle the obstruction inside blocking it and exclaim that this would not be a problem if we just had a lesser cheese grater...I began to love bombing there for a while. Ah...

Edit- no one got the grater joke then either, don't feel bad. but it was on the spot so it didn't need all the setup i ruined here. Try this for your brains: Our drawers often had a lot of utensils and stuff in them, and some of it was also big, like the cheese grater. That would get jostled and end up on top of a fork pile or whatever and be up high enough in the drawer to keep the thing from opening, ie the drawer would open to where the grater hit the back of it and jam the works up, right? the grater was too great. i needed a lesser grater so the drawer wouldnt get jammed. Did that help?

I brought my son in to my office the other day, and he asked me why my filing cabinet had such a big lock on it.

"That's where I keep all my secret files," I replied.

"Ohh," he said, "So, then the stuff on the top drawer must be top secret."