Why did the chicken roll around in dirt then cross the road twice?

Because he wanted to be a dirty double crosser

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the county road crew

"How's that nasty dirt road out to your farm doing these days?" the bartender asks. "Oh, it's real nice. The county came out and freshened it up," the guy replies. "They dropped a load of pave mint."

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