Gravel Road Puns

A list of puns related to "Gravel Road"

When I was a young boy, I was walking down a gravel road with my grandpa. I accidentally slipped and fell to the ground, cutting my knees. Grandpa gently bent down and began to clean the wound, removing the little pebbles now embedded in my skin as I cried...

I'd always heard adults talk about it, but I finally knew what they were talking about.

I'll never forget the pain of my first kid knee stones...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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I saw a cyclist riding close to a steep cliff. He hit some gravel and veered away from the road toward the precipice. At the last minute he saved himself by jumping from his bike.

For a moment, I thought he was gone with the Schwinn.

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall...

But it was his own dumb asphalt...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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Dad joked my husband

On the night walk with our 2 pups. One is obsessed with toads and every item on the road is suspiciously inspected. Frequently a leaf is sniffed and nosed to encourage a leap. Tonight, a piece of gravel caught her eye with exuberant tailnub wagging! “Oh pupper that isn’t sedentary; it’s sedimentary.”

Hope you like it too.

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👤︎ u/Aimlesskeek
📅︎ Sep 07 2019
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Waiting outside a restaurant with my dad

Family just finished eating, and my father and I stepped outside. We noticed some ice cream spilled on the rough gravel of the parking lot.

Dad: what flavor does that look like to you?

Me: I don't know. Maybe mint?

Dad: I was thinking rocky road.

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👤︎ u/Mosk3
📅︎ Sep 17 2013
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