Criminal charge Puns

A list of puns related to "Criminal charge"

You can have criminal charges filed against you if you don't take enough naps.

You'll be indicted with resisting a rest.

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👤︎ u/ass-with-class
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who had criminal charges set against him?

They blew up.

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👤︎ u/DaffynitionMaker
📅︎ Jul 01 2019
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The criminal charge

A young lady had a problem because this other gal looked almost exactly like her, but had a nasty vocabulary. Nobody wanted to be around her anymore because the foul-mouthed girl really harmed her reputation.

So the lady in question decided to push the foul-mouthed look-alike off of the top roof of the Empire State Building. However, after doing this, she was soon arrested. Guess what she was charged with?

Making an obscene clone fall.

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady
📅︎ Jan 09 2019
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Jail is more than just a word...

... it's a sentence

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👤︎ u/td941
📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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Why hasn't Abraham Lincoln ever been charged with a crime?

He's in a cent.

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👤︎ u/OneCoolGuy234
📅︎ Jan 27 2017
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Did you hear about the tree surgeon who was found to be hiding escaped convicts up trees in his garden?

He was charged with arboring criminals

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👤︎ u/hairyfacedhooman
📅︎ Jul 21 2019
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Police just arrested a lurker with a knife hiding in people's sleeping gear at a popular camping site.

He was charged with criminal in-tent.

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👤︎ u/Killjoy13337
📅︎ Feb 05 2019
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Did you hear about the mobsters arrested for peddling Viagra and Cialis?

(Showing me the paper today):

Did you hear about the mobsters arrested for peddling Viagra and Cialis?

It sounds like they were hardened criminals.

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👤︎ u/greeneggsand
📅︎ Jul 10 2013
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