A truck of Vicks vapor rub crashed on the highway...
Luckily there was no traffic congestion...
Humbly submitted,
Dad
A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins
I thought "That's a turtle disaster".
Two cheese trucks crashed into each other.
Did you hear about the guy in a parachute that crashed into a Ferris wheel?
He's slowly coming around
What do you call an american car that crashed into a body of water?
A Fjord fusion!
I'll see my way out
A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway...
Police advise citizens to be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals!
A van full of terrapins crashed into a van full of tortoises.
It was a turtle disaster!
My computer crashed....
Need all the other computers in the house have slowed down so they can see what happened.
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called '1001 cures for itches."
I guess, I've got to start again from scratch.
If a telescope crashed into a microscope
would it be a kaleidoscope?
What happened when the red boat crashed into the blue boat?
Chewbacca crashed the Millenium Falcon the first time he flew it.
I was pulling my trailer over a steep hill and just as I started going downhill the trailer passed me and crashed at the bottom of the hill.
I guess it went down without a hitch
I read a story that a kid crashed a small airplane and survived.
Why don't we make the whole plane out of that kid?
Crashed my bike into a wall today...
That’s wheelie unfortunate.
A man purposely crashed two passenger trains, killing hundreds. Why didn’t he get the electric chair?
Turns out he was a really bad conductor.
"A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.
Breaking news: Irish officials have reported that a passenger 747 has crashed into a Belfast cemetery. Investigators have discovered over ten thousand dead bodies at the scene. One local witness at a nearby pub claimed it was a Guinness record.
To be sure. I’ll let myself out.....
A truck carrying Worcestershire sauce crashed the other day. The dispatcher asked for the situation
The officer replied: “It’s hard to say”
I've just seen a traffic accident in town, a police car crashed into a fire engine.
I was going to call for an ambulance, but that might've been asking for trouble.
A red ship and a blue ship crashed
The survivors were left marooned
What did the oil say when it crashed it's price into negative value?
A truck loaded with thesauruses crashed, spilling its contents over a large area...
Onlookers were shocked, astounded, agape, flabbergasted and taken aback.
I crashed my bike into a lemon tree last week
It's left me feeling bitter and twisted
What did the pilot say when a group of birds crashed on his plane?
A truck carrying toupees crashed on the highway, spilling everything.
Police are combing the area.
The error message on fat bastards screen when his computer crashed
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
A man crashed his car into the sidewalk
It curbed his enthusiasm.
What do you call a crashed and sunken aircraft?
A large truck transporting wigs and toupees has crashed on a major highway sending its cargo everywhere.
Police are still combing the area.
I just read that the Carnival cruise ship "Glory" crashed into the Carnival cruise ship "Legend"
It left a legendary glory hull
What did the drug addict with a lisp say when he crashed his car?
The first computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple that barely had any memory. One byte, and everything crashed.
It probably ran on Python
Credit: u/FriendofHolySpirit
Did you hear about the cheese truck that crashed on the highway?
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Did you hear about that man that crashed his boat ?
Did you hear about that man who crashed his boat int the dockyard ? It was so rude of him to barge in.
My son crashed his car for the third time this week.
I said "Give it a break, will you?".
My wife crashed her Wrangler the other day listening to Adele.
She was rolling in the Jeep.
Did you hear about the ship carrying red and blue paint that crashed onto an island?
The sailors were marooned
A group of cannibals crashed a séance and ate everyone present.
On insisted on cooking his medium rare.
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called '1,001 cures for itches.'
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
What happened when the red ship and the blue ship crashed
Crashed my bike into a wall
It’s wheelie unfortunate that it’s broken.
A truck carrying toupees crashed on the highway,spilling everything
Police are combing the area
A cement mixer crashed into a police van carrying 12 criminals
The police are now looked for a dozen hardened criminals
A red ship and a blue ship crashed.
At last report, the survivors were marooned.
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