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Crashed Ice Puns

A list of puns related to "Crashed Ice"

Did you hear about the ice cream van man that crashed?

I hear he got Mr Whippylash

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👤︎ u/Squirrel_AIDS
📅︎ Aug 31 2013
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Came across some roadworks with Dad

Picture a road like this, covered in traffic cones and traffic slowed to a crawl.

Dad: An ice cream van crashed here this morning.

Me: Really?

Dad: Yeah, look at all the cones on the road.

*slaps steering wheel in delight

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👤︎ u/noelbuttersworth
📅︎ Aug 27 2013
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