I just got a job doing payroll for the Gates and Clinton Foundations.

It's nothing special, but it pays the Bills.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/getjustin
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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Bill Clinton is banned from all the French bakeries in his neighborhood.

He kept feeling their pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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Why is Bill Clinton playing the Saxophone now trending on YouTube?

It’s because of the Al Gore Rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/51mwilson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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I still believe Bill Clinton's Vice President invented the internet

Why else would we use Al-Gore-Rhythms?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ucbrandon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Bill Clinton's VP could have won in 2000 if he had found the right flowchart

But he just wasn't using the right Al Gore-ithm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrDewinYourMom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Bill Clinton hiding in the Bushes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaTBoICheRry_MEJA
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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What's Bill Clinton's favorite hiding spot?

In the Bushs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SgtHedgehog
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Clinton hiding in the Bushes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/micah397
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2017
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What do you call Bill Clinton's VP programmatically tapping his foot and clapping his hands?

Algorithm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamhamhammyham
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Clinton in the Bushes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nifboi62
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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If Bill Clinton’s VP pick was input a catchy beat into a computer...

Would it be an Al Gore rhythm (algorithm)?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShowPan69
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Hillary Clinton may become the first F president.

Sorry, I meant female but the emale got deleted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrystalMatt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2016
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Hillary Clinton
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OriginalOmega
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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If Donald trump and Hilary Clinton we’re stuck on a deserted island, who would survive?

America

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πŸ‘€︎ u/romanator25
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Donald and Melania Trump Invite Hillary and Bill Clinton to a tour of their redecorated white house.

Donald wants to show off how he changed everything since Bill was president. he shows them all the golden oval office and wants to show Hillary his new situation room and leads her out leaving Bill and Melania alone. After a few minutes Donald and Hillary return to find Bill and Melania having sex on his desk. Hillary shouts "Bill how could you!?" Bill turns and says "Let's be honest this isn't the first time that you caught me having sex in the oval office. At least this time it's with the first lady."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unthgod
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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It's true! The Clinton Administration's second in command DID invent the internet!

Look at any web page's source and you will see an Al Gore-ithm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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Dad jokes: Bill Clinton edition

http://i.imgur.com/21o0HqV.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EditingAndLayout
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2014
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What instrument does Clinton hate?

A Trump-et.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XLeoInTheDarkX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2016
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If Bill Clinton's Vice President started a one man band. He'd call it, Al Gore Rhythms.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/willscuba4food
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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What is Hillary Clinton's least favorite country to think about after the election?

Iran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meepzzeus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2017
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Have you heard that Hillary Clinton started a grocery delivery company?

It's called Buttery Mail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silencesc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Hillary CLinton is getting ready for the summer

she loves flip flop season

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hbsquatch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2016
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The fast-food chicken place down the block is having a Hillary Clinton special - 5-piece meal for $5...

...two small breasts, two large thighs, and a left wing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kempff
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2015
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Billary Clinton imgur.com/e26BotN
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wriggles24
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2014
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I got a second job to pay what I owe to Mr. Clinton and Mr. Cosby..

It's ok. It pays the Bills.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudpucket1969
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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Bill Clinton's wife used to be confused with another woman with the same first name.

It was Hillary S.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mutant_Llama1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2016
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I is not pro-Trump or pro-Clinton

I is a pronoun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mka3421
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2017
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what do you think about Clinton possibly becoming president?

I think it's hillaryous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/witcheshitches
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2015
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I was sitting at lunch with my grandfather, talking about Hillary Clinton

My mom, my grandfather, and I were walking about how powerful the Clinton political structure is, and how she was the Secretary of State for a few years.

Then, my grandfather pipes up and says: "Don't you mean she was the Secretary of Mistake?"

-_-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MississippianFoxx
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2016
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Bill Clinton has always been a good dad, and maybe even First Man.

"If [Hillary] becomes president, I could be called Adam."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-dudeomfgstfux-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2015
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[Video] The Clinton Clamp youtube.com/watch?v=tqllN…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stokeypower
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2013
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My dad just said this while I was talking about a Bill Clinton costume...

Me: ...so yeah, I'll try to find out what color tie he was wearing during the Monica Lewinsky thing.

Dad: He wasn't wearing a tie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jack4rogers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2014
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What is Bill Clinton’s VP creating if he plays the drums?

An Al Gore Rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DETRITUS_TROLL
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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I took a second job because I owe money to Mr. Clinton and Mr. Cosby...

It's ok. It pay the Bills.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudpucket1969
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2017
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