President Biden Set to Announce Support for Legalizing Marijuana

The announcement will be made to a joint session of Congress.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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Joe Biden's dog, Major, was kicked out for biting a staffer. I guess you could say he was...

...impooched.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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Biden will NEVER, EVER be my president

because I live in Canada.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-Only-Lurk-SRD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What do you call Biden?

A law a-biden citizen.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Joe Biden and Kamala Harris go out for a morning run together

Kamala finishes in just under twelve minutes and Joe is already waiting for her at the finish line.

"How'd you do?" she asks him.

"I finished in 10 minutes and 46 seconds. That's got to be a new record among Presidents, right?"

"No" Kamala replies. "Bush did 9:11".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chainsmoker88
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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If Joe biden becomes president,

the white house will become forbiden

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baalbaking58
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Why couldn't Biden see his Secretary of State?

Because he was Blinken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echos_myron123
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Why would Biden get rid of Trump's Muslim Travel Band ?

I didn't even get to hear them play live yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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The Secretary of State will be Biden's first confirmed Cabinet member.

After all, the Republicans can't say no to A. Blinken!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What is president elect Joseph Robinette Biden going to do until January 20th?

He’ll be Biden his time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajereXYU
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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For-biden
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blipityblob
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I heard Biden's newest cabinet member is a racehorse.

He's gonna be the new Secretariat of State.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Trump can’t go to white house anymore coz it’s for-biden
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HamadRajput
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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A good title for a conservative news article a couple days ago when Trump declared β€œStop the count!” after Biden started making gains but Trump still could’ve shocked the world would’ve been...

β€œTrump’s Not Down For the Count”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadow_Boxer1987
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Most Americans are looking forward to December 2020 because Trump should be gone Biden.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/golubeerji
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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If Joe Biden had a genie

he would be Aliden.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thabr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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China is already welcoming Biden's victory

They've commemorated a city to him already.

They call it the for-biden city.

Actual joke my dad told me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanickedSilence
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Biden wins Michigan

Trump wins Michigone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeeSeaBayBee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Biden’s karate studio would be called...

A Dojoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2076baseballbat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What will Trump say if Biden wins?

Bi den

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryonnsan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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With on 75 days until Biden takes oath...

We'll have a lame Donald Duck period.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wkeithvan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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I couldn't stop laughing when I heard what they're going to call Biden's healthcare plan.

JoeCare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kellzone
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Wow! China really love Biden! They even named a crucial landmark after him! /r/Jokes/comments/jokjk1/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ekintelli
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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When Biden pressed Trump about his Chinese bank account, Trump admitted...

I lost Yuan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holymolybreath
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Joe Biden approves
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_Young6138
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Biden was a c-student in college.

Just an average Joe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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VP Joe Biden announced he has hired a female amputee speech writer.

He said she would be really good at stump speeches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M4sterofD1saster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Joe Biden

He's a bit of a touchy subject these days

Joe Biden has been known for being handsy with young girls and women in general

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πŸ‘€︎ u/max_mikkelsen
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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Joe Biden and Rudy Giuliani have decided to get out of politics.

Joe is becoming a sodbuster and Rudy is going to sell some dirt for him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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About those Obama-Biden memes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dp517
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2016
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So he’s just Biden his time?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/palmeraspect
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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When Joe Biden announced that he was running for President

I felt so touched

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMMIV
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Is Joe Biden going to announce his candidacy soon?

Or is he Biden his time?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chris3000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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I'm gonna Biden my tongue
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