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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bookpusher52
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Get it? Cuz Pringles are chips?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClassySansyPansy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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What do you call a monk that loves chips?

A chipmunk!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaron5_55
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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What sound does a tortilla chip make when sneezing?

nACHOO!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/larsmeimei
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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I visited a monastery the other day and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips. I asked him "Are you the friar?"

He replied "No, I'm the chip monk..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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I heard the government was putting chips inside of people.

Well mine better be sour cream and onion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenonthewizlard
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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What did the corn chips say to the thief?

That's nacho cheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hammyhampton
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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I was hungry so I ate all my chips.

Everyone else at the poker game was not impressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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If you're feeling suicidal, chips are actually healthy.

Eating them decreases your wait.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I need a pun about chips for a Christmas gift

So my brother is super hard to buy for because my mom buys him EVERYTHING, literally. This kid has every toy, game console, video game, movie, funko pop, t-shirt, etc to ever exist. My sister and I decided to buy him chips for Christmas. I got jalapeno cheddar cheetos, a few snack bags of spicy chips, and a can of pringles. I'm going to wrap them individually and put them in a stocking. I would like to add a card with a pun or joke about chips to at least make this (admittedly low effort) gift funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tazzles26
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I got my chips before I put my money into the vending machine

I guess it's out of order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realtonylong
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips...

'Are you the friar? ' I asked him.

'No, I am the chip monk' he replied.

Edit : Holy crap ! More than 1K updoots for a silly joke ? Thanks guys ! I am not sure whether to be proud or ashamed of myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aabesh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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What do you call chips that you can catch?

Snatchos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mcklauster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What's a dog's favorite kind of potato chip?

Ruffles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thailandblack
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I just baked some fresh chocolate chip cookies
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggfchl
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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There was a fight in the fish and chip shop

The fish got battered

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What brand of chips is slower than Internet Explorer?

DeLay’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TiesG92
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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The other day I was on the dock talking to two of my neighbors… One of them had a cooler full of beers and snacks… Pulling out a beer pops the top and opening a bag of chips, he says β€œMy wife’s an angel

I said, β€œyou’re lucky – mine is still alive…”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Last night my wife says "Honey will you go get us some tortilla chips and cheese?"

I looked deep into her eyes and said "I'm nacho delivery service. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skotgil
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Of course, french fries are far too posh for us, we only do chips!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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chips
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SailorNebula
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Did you hear about the fight at the fish and chip shop?

Five fish got battered and a bunch of chips were a-salted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hideandsheep
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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My grandson’s dad joke ( very proud grandfather) What kind of chips do you get at the airport?

Plane chips!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yanual3d
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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What do ducks love with their tortilla chips?

Quackamole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I hear the givernment is putting chips in people.

I hope I get Doritos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boop2847
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Every morning when I am done getting my 2 year old ready for school I call her a Canadian potato chip.

Because she’s all dressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zman11588
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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In Vegas, people can tithe by dropping casino chips in the offertory.

At the end of the weekend there is a Brother that goes around to all the casinos to cash them out and make a deposit.

He’s the Chip Monk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.

It was a queso mistaken identity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...

I hope I get Doritos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mickerallen100
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I love working at the chip factory...

But my boss really Lays in on me, and it Ruffles my feathers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLaBolle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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I told my wife β€œHoney, there’s a chip in our new bowls!” She was not as impressed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kekesupreme
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Mashed up dates, chocolate chips, peanut butter, granola, almonds....delicious homemade granola bars
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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My husband and I were eating chips when our toddler requested one. So he gave her a chip and she walked away.

A few minutes later she came back and my husband wasn’t paying attention so I said β€œgive her another, dad.” And he responded with β€œwhat’s wrong with the dad she’s got?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/egb233
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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A man walks into a fish and chip shop with a cod under his arm...

He says to the bloke behind the counter,

β€œDo you do fishcakes?”

The man behind the counter nods his head and smiles.

β€œYeah mate.”

Customer points to the cod under his arm.

β€œBetter make him one then mate, it’s his birthday.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cromantica
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What did the potato chip bag say to the battery?

I’m Frito Lay if you’re Eveready.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/static612
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I was heating up chip dip when I spilled some on my feet.

I guess you could say i had toasty-toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wolfgamer333
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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I once ate a hundred chips in one sitting

That’s how I got banned from the casino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ANormalKekistani
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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A drunk man eating chips wanders into a monastery

While wandering around he bumps into a old man in robes cooking.

With a grin the drunk man asks β€œAre you the fish friar?”

β€œNo brother” he replied β€œI’m the chip monk”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Exhious
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips.

The barman replies β€œsorry mate we only do plain”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clubdrop14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Do you know why these are MY cheese flavored chips?

Because they're Nacho Cheese Doritos!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/webguy1975
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I have a farmer friend who heats his milk products to 212 degrees Fahrenheit using cow chips...

Yep. It's called pasture-ized milk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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2020 came out looking like a warm chocolate chip cookie...

then BAM oatmeal raisin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Savannah_P_Frost
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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WHAT WAS THE FOOT'S FAVOURITE TYPE OF CHIPS?

DORI-TOES

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4ROHIT7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Why was the potato chip working really hard?

Because it was crunch time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaceForward1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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What do you call a monkey that loves chips?

A chipmunk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devildocjames
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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A hungry traveller stopped at a monastery and was taken to the kitchen where there was a brother frying chips.

"Are you the friar?" he asked.

The brother replied, "No, I'm the chip monk".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Did you hear that there was a big fight down at the fish and chips shop

The fish got battered and the chips got assaulted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmazingAlasdair
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Did you hear about the fight outside the chip shop the other day?

Two fish got battered

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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